Monday, November 30, 2015

No Way This Joke Has Never Been Made Before, But...

Plus, I'm not sure a dog sits on his butt like that.
But, hey, I'm not a cartoonist.
I clean toilets for a living, you know.

34 comments:

  1. I just want to know what's that pile of stuff next to the desk? Oh wait, the dog probably did it.

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    1. Good catch! Those are actually my initials.

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  2. I think the dog talking is more unreal than his sitting stance.

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    1. My dog talks to me all the time.
      I have issues.

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  3. Still better than anything I can make. Also to be honest this is the first time I've heard this joke. I'm surprised too.

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    1. How jokes pop into my head:
      I was greeting my dog one morning with, "Who's a good boy? WHO'S a good boy??"
      A post is therefore born.

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  4. My dogs sit just like that...just not all at once

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  5. Beats my stick people lol first time I've heard that one, never thought about it like that before.

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  6. Is that a puddle of pee by the desk?

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    1. Actually, it's my initials.
      Which are about as valuable as pee.

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  7. the information dude looks too alert. You need a girl on her phone barely looking up to help. Nonetheless - funny cartoon

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  8. Cute stuff, Al.
    And a good boy always gets (and shares) his bone.
    That doesn't really make sense, but I'm guessing I got a giggle out of you. Or Bones.

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  9. Hmmmm, if I was the guy hearing the dog talk, I would scoop him up to get on the next Live with Kelly and Michael. Of course, just like than F%&$ frog, he would just bark slowly and I would end up broke and in the loony bin

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    1. Or, like Valerie said below, just wipe his ass on a creme rug,

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  10. Scrappy sits just like that. Only he leans back so his bits show.

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    1. I tried that once. But, they asked me to leave the restaurant.

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  11. Why do your initials look like dog poop?

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    1. Thank goodness they're not scratch n sniff.

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  12. Aww, my comment got eaten! I had a not-so-funny "Awwww he's a good boy!" thing going. Damnit.

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    1. My dog (inspiration for this) really IS a good boy.

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  13. That's damned cute, Penwusser. I can picture Franklin asking that question except for the fact that he knows he's the good boy.

    Love,
    Janie

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    1. Plus, he can lick his crotch. Good AND flexible.

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  15. I bet he's wiping his ass all over their cream colored rug...

    Hugs!

    Valerie

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    1. You say that like it's a bad thing.

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    2. Our cat, Mia, does this. Looks like she is trying to mimic every man's underwear

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  16. I'm more laughing at your initials than the dog joke. Puddle of pee???

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  17. Hello, alleged human, Al,

    Penwasser Piss, pawhaps! Now then, you have received this pawesome comment by me. Typing using my paws is like you trying to type with mittens on. Actually, you've pawbably done that....

    Pawsitive wishes from this pawblishing dog,

    Penny!

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  18. Excellent cartoon. Brought back memories of early childhood insecurities and validated my moral compass. Yes, I review myself: am I still a good boy? I shall be 66 years old this month and can proudly say "Arf!"

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  19. The dog is a flasher. I never knew a tail could point upwards from that position. Now I'll try to work out what the joke means.

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