|"Happy Birthday to me, Happy Birthday to me, twinkle, twinkle little star, |
for he's a jolly good fell...SQUIRREL!"
No, I mean my newest book, It's An Adventure is available for purchase on Amazon.com either in the paperback version (good for wrapping fish) or Kindle version (good for rapping people in the head who are trying to steal your copy*).
|Buy now for Christmas!|
Special for Hanukkah:
get your copy now AT THE VERY SAME PRICE!
An entertaining journey through three years of my service aboard the aircraft carrier, USS America (I am positive most of you know this), It's An Adventure takes you through three years of my service aboard the aircraft carrier, USS America (hey, I didn't feel like being any more creative than that. I just wrote a book, dammit!).
|"Huh. Wonder if I should be on board?"|
Significant to this latest? It has page numbers, unlike my last book, It's Not Just A Job (still available to be ignored on Amazon. com).
So, if you're going to a Holiday Party and want to give something of no redeeming social value whatsoever, you could do a whole lot worse than pissing away some money on this.
You could buy a fruitcake, I guess. At least you could eat a fruitcake.
You could eat It's An Adventure, too. If you were a goat.
|"Or you're out of donuts."|
On a related note....good grief, did you get a load of that picture of me???? Buy this thing quick before I die.
*This will never happen.