Set a spell, take your shoes off, ya'll come back now, ya hear?
My dog is one of the bad puppies who want to go out and find them to get a snack. She's nearly blind due to genetic cataracts, but I honestly think she remembers where they are if I don't shovel them up.
If I leave them until winter, they become "poopsicles."
and hidden by leaves is a double whammy
Maybe I should wait until it snows.
Like land mines...
That get all in the tread of your sneakers...
Ah, yes...the backyard version of Russian roulette...
With every chamber filled.
Wear bags over your shoes, no turds shall get stuck
I never thought of that. Thanks, I will!No wonder everyone says you Canadians are...so...darn...clever.Well, and polite.
When i see owners walking behind their dogs and scooping up the poop, I always wonder what aliens from space would think observing this. They'd undoubtedly think the big two-legged creatures had been tamed by dog overlords and trained to pick up the poop.
They'd probably think it's some form of currency!!
But, as God as my witness, I will NEVER WIPE!The dog. I'll always wipe myself.That probably goes without saying, though.
True story: We had a dog that thought the dreaded turds were treats. It was her only vice. Hubzam complained and said, "can't we put something on them that makes them taste bad?". I replied: "They're turds, man...if they don't taste like crap, what do you suggest?"
What's worse tasting than turds?Ship food.Yeah, that's it.
Put some Hidden Valley Ranch on 'em. I know that'd work on me.
Mmmmmmm..Hidden Valley Ranch..........
Bring my husband out there..he always finds them...on the bottom of his shoe...he has a knack.
A knack ain't all he has.He has poop in the tread of his sneakers, too.
Yup and he once tread through all over the house...
Don't worry, they'll freeze soon enough.
Which makes them super easy to pick up. That's the kind of yard cleanup I can get behind.
Almost stumbled into one of our dog's little "presents" yesterday when I was checking on some trees we planted in the backyard. We don't even have autumn here. SIDE NOTE: Our lawn needs mowing.
Me, too. ON THE VERY DAY I POSTED THIS!!!My yard needs mowing, too, but the tractor is in the garage.
It's a mine field out there!
Which is why I don't roll around naked in the grass.Well, that's not the ONLY reason.
Check the bottom of your trainers!
I just throw them away.
Better out there then in here
True.Better on my shoe than on my bare feet at three in the morning.
That's why dogs are inferior to cats, who bury their poop. But if you're going to rake up the poop, I'll throw the doggie a stick!
Plus, dogs eat their poop.AND the cat's.So....
I had so many witty comments, but I fear they have all been taken. Except the Hidden Valley Ranch thing... I have no words for that.
Poop is also good on crackers.What? You never heard that everything tastes better on a Ritz?
They are out there! A lot of them in my front yard. Which sucks, because we don't have a dog...
Just be grateful there isn't a gorilla loose.