Thursday, November 19, 2015

Captain Caption LXXV

"I knew I should have listened to Biden.
'Take the Penwasser fight,' he said.
'He's nothing but a little loudmouth,' he said.
And, so, I got my butt whipped  But, my top stayed on.
That has to count for something."

19 comments:

  1. She did get her ass handed to her all right!
    I bet you could've taken her, Al.

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    1. Oh, I don't know. She would have been immune to my "Sneaky Kick 'Em In the Balls" move.
      Maybe I could fight Caitlyn Jenner...?

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  2. Sports bras are wonderful things. I think there's some magic involved. Rousey could still easily kick my ass, and the asses of most people.

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    1. It's like a lot of things with women.
      It's a mystery.

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  3. Yeah, Biden always gives excellent advice.

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    1. He's one of the nation's intellectual heavyweights, for sure.
      :-P

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  4. Even if she had lost her top I think it might have taken her a few minutes to realize... or care. A high kick to the jaw will do that.

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    1. But, future events would have sky-high ratings.

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  5. I don't know, maybe you could have won. Sweep the leg and use Bones as a tag team partner or hope she slipped on some dog shit from your yard.

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    1. Or fling dog shit in her eye.
      I like the way your mind works.

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  6. There's no crying in boxing or whining or .........fighting the AL. Now Mrs. Penwasser - that could be another story....

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  7. I can see Biden in the role of Burgess Meredith in Rocky. "Take the fight kid. You gotta do it!" Lol

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    1. I'm afraid if you told Biden it was boxing, he'd go to a UPS store.

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  8. Yup-what a show of talent-beat each other up and have the bra stay on.

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    1. Why that doesn't ever happen escapes me.

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  9. So, are you saying that if you fought her, you'd have tried to get her top off before you died?

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  10. If she got your head into a thigh-lock, I would have declared the fight a tie.

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