Friday, November 13, 2015

Captain Caption LXXIV

"All these crazy bastards wanting to kill us...
you'd think they could find me a hat which fit.
Well, at least I have the nicest rack."

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  1. Hey and she's accessorizing that rack with a nice pair of shades. That's the best you can do with that khaki.

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    1. And those glasses are strategically placed so that you zero right in on her bo...not that I did, of course.

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  2. Yeah, that is one casual military outfit...

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    1. Both she and the girl on her left looked seriously bummed out, don't they? I suspect purple isn't their favorite color.

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  3. Maybe the sun glasses will take away the obvious view of the small hat

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    1. I am so glad you deduced it was she I was talking about. I was going to include a line about the sunglasses to help people figure it out. But, nice job! You win today's "No Prize"!

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  4. Some people may be worried about Death Squads but me, I'm worried about Boob Squads. I think they throw their hats at you after distracting you.

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    1. Or rip their shirts open. It would work for me.

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  5. you're right, those berets never seem to fit right on their female soldiers

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    1. I think I have a picture somewhere of male Israeli soldiers with the same hat affliction. Who knows? Maybe that's the fashion in the Middle East.

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    2. Damn, I thought he said "those BREASTS never seem to fit right..."

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  6. she could use a comb too - maybe it's missing from her Swiss Army knife set

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    1. Hey, she just got up. Reveille goes pretty early in the kibbutz.

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  7. haha, small hats! Atleast they're purple.

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    1. Or big heads.
      All about perspective, I suppose..

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  8. The bun on top seems to be getting in the way of that hat. She looks like she just wants to crawl away somewhere

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  9. There must be some clever mental ventriloquism going on, because I can't tell which one is talking to us. You are aware that the one making eye contact doesn't have the nicest rack? Scan left.

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    1. Maybe I should have mentioned the sunglasses...

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  10. My dad wanted one of us to be an Air Force nurse (I have four sisters, so he had five possibilities). Sometimes I think, I wish I'd done that, and other times? Meh. I'm not good at following orders.

    Love,
    Janie

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    1. The Air Force would have been the way to go.

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  11. Caption should read damn this bitch next to me stinks

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  12. Maybe that's how the I-RAQ war started!!

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  13. "She's got to go...we'll never be Rocketts without some uniformity of height....what do you mean 'rockets"? I thought you said Rocketts!"

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