Thursday, November 5, 2015

Captain Caption LXXIII

"Hey, does anyone want to trade seats?  I hate the aisle.
Frikkin' Presbyterians keep kicking my feet on the way to the can."

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  1. And it was so truly a film worthy moment. All over some Holy Shit lol

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  2. It also looks like the Pope is delivering the safety speech. I wonder if he'd tell people it was okay to ignore him because God would take them.

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    1. Ohhhhh, that would have been a great caption!

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  3. Hey, down in front! I'm trying to watch a movie.

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  4. I can see him as a guy who would give up a first class seat to someone in coach

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  5. time for communion. A little wine and a wafer - that could make folks convert on that plane, just to have a snack

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    1. That would have been a great caption,too!

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  6. "Brothers and sisters, faithful occupants, the exits are located at the front and rear of the plane..."

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  7. "May I have your attention...does anyone here know how to fly a plane?"

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  8. Alex's comment makes me laugh.

    "And now I shall explain the true 'Source' - if you will- of air turbulence and the value of the honey-roasted nut."

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  9. It does look like he's explaining how the overhead air masks work and pointing out the exits.

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  10. "So a priest, a Rabbi and a Jew are sitting in a bar..."

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    1. When an Imam come in and...KABOOM!!
      The End

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  11. Hahaha...love this. He's just a guy!!!!

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  12. I love this and some pretty funny comments, too. You have
    some talented followers and along with your wit, it would be
    a very funny book. lol

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    1. My followers are the coolest (including yourself), aren't they?

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  13. Attention all, just want to say a prayer before the flight as I am scared shitless of flying

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