Set a spell, take your shoes off, ya'll come back now, ya hear?
Thursday, October 22, 2015
Captain Caption LXXI
"Yeah, uh, hello. I'd like a...let's see...sealburger with cheese, large fries, apple pie, and, say, could you throw in a penguin or two? Those little fuckers are delicious. I don't care what those stupid Coke commercials say."
NOTE: Before anyone gets on a high-horse and says, "Hey, Al, penguins and polar bears live on opposite ends of the planet!", I know, I know. Polar bears live at the North Pole and penguins at the South Pole. I also know that polar bears don't talk or drink soda. Plus, THIS IS NOT AN AL GORE/GLOBAL WARMING POST! I strongly suspect the picture of Al Gore is photo-shopped. Although, I'm sure he'd piss his britches. Hell, I would. Wouldn't you?