Thursday, October 1, 2015

Captain Caption LXX

"Come with me to the UN, he said.
I'll let you sit in the front row, he said.
Well, bullshit!
The jug-eared doofus just stuck me in the back row
 between a couple of chicks, one of whom I think used
 to be a dude.
I bet we don't go for ice cream later, either.
This sucks."

19 comments:

  1. He stuck him next to Bruce Jenner? I mean Caitlyn Jenner. Oh, who cares!

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    1. Whoever he/she/it/whatever is, he/she/it/whoever is courageous.

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  2. It's a cruel world. He's lucky to be in the room. And I think they are going out for ice cream, but he doesn't get sprinkles on top

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  3. He really does look pretty displeased about the situation. The mouth may be smiling but the arms and eyes say he does so begrudgingly.

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    1. Some pictures just fall into my lap, screaming for a caption.

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  4. He may be lactose intolerant by the look on his face.

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    1. And his air biscuit turned into chocolate mousse.
      Yeah, that was gross. Sorry.

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  5. Dulcolax would greatly improve his situation.

    I've missed you, Al!!

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    1. But, then he may have...oh, what I just told Deb.
      Ewwww....

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  6. lmao he sure does looked pissed he got stuck in the back row and no ice cream to boot

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    1. And Susan Rice to his right...just...won't...shut...up.

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  7. I think Cherdo's right--he has to go potty!!

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  8. Doesn't look like a place I'd want to be.

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  9. "I was only one swing state away from having your job!"

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  10. I wonder if there's a tele-prompter hidden in the prezident's head, and he's watching to see what rolls up next?

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  11. Thanks for the laugh, although I thought he had that look because he was stuck between two women he had once stood up for dates

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  12. He does look pissed and if his eyes were laser beams, Obama would have holes in his head

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