Since Halloween is this Saturday and I've been invited to a party*, I'm in a bit of a pickle. I haven't picked out a costume yet and all the good ones are already taken at "Halloween City" or the Republican National Headquarters. So, I need to scramble to come up with something appropriate before the last day of October**.
* Not true. I'll probably spend the evening watching the elderly on the Hallmark Channel.
** Because that's when Halloween is. Does anyone not know that?
|"Wonder if I can still go Trick-or-Treating?"|
Of course, there are some possibilities. For instance, there's
|Creature From the Black Lagoon|
|"That's 'Lagoon of Color.' Cracker."|
This is Wolf Blitzer from CNN.
Hey, it's a stretch, I know.
Although, I don't have the right parts.
After much thought and consideration, and in light of the fact that there are so many worthy choices, I've settled on what costume I'm going to wear to the party *** on Saturday night: Village Idiot.
***That there is no party has been clearly established.
|"I know where you'll be Saturday night, Penwasser. |
During commercial breaks for Murder, She Wrote, you'll be learning
how Liberty Mutual can help you with diabeettus."
The only problem? It's a tie.
Maybe I should just not go. And say I was The Invisible Man, instead.