You're not truly clean until you're clean under the rim.
If that's what it meant, there would be a ton of babies born today.Welcome back, Al!
Anything to give me a three-day weekend.
Wait that's not what it means? Dammit now I have to cancel the party and the clowns coming out of the elaborately crafted vagina.
Can't we just keep the vagina, though?
You reappearing today really does make it a holiday.
There's no Penwasser cards at the drugstore, though. I checked.
Where ya been, Al?
I was editing my book. While I'm not finished, I accomplished quite a bit.
Damn, now it holds no meaning to me
But, it's a day off. Well, for us anyway. Be of good cheer, though. Canadian Thanksgiving is only a little over a month away.
Well I labored more at home that I ever do at work, i think i must have gotten it mixed up or something!
I had a beer at a ballgame. But, I had to wait in line in the hot sun. That's gotta count for something.
He's baaaaaaaack! Hide the children. Lock the doors and windows. Lol. jk.
Ain't nobody got no time for dat.
Cue the Smashing Pumpkins: "They only come out at night... the daylight's much too bright...."
Well, I work third shift now, so that's probably legit.
I know a number of women who gave birth on Labor Day. It's a conspiracy.Love,Janie
I think that would be a cool thing to claim as an accomplishment.
Whatever it means, there's nothing to stop you swallowing a pineapple and pooping it out. That would really be showing commitment.
Or a bowling ball.Yeah. That's not gonna happen, either.
Best Labor Day photo ever! Welcome back, Al!Julie
Ah, the memories!
I expected that your book was officially born.......long labor pains, no doubt. Welcome back
Probably done by November 1st. Just in time to give to people you don't like at Christmas.
Hope you got a lot done:) Welcome back and thankfully, I never experienced that "pleasure" of that type of labour day
I pretty much accomplished all I wanted. I'm on schedule.
But what if your birthday fell on labor day?
That would be sooooooo cool.
I don't know what to say
Al, I've missed you so!!
All because he was too damn lazy to put a condom on.