Friday, September 25, 2015

Captain Caption LXIX

"So, a...stop me if you heard this one...I swear you're gonna laugh your ass off though, Frank.  Anyway, a Jew, a priest, and a mullah walk into a bar with a "clock" and...KABOOM!!  
What?  Nothing?  
Christ, you frikkin' Catholics have no sense of humor."



FULL DISCLOSURE:  I was an inmate of Our Lady of the Penguin Academy Catholic School for seven years.

14 comments:

  1. They probably all went to the bar after Obama enthusiastically invited the "clock maker" to the White House.

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  2. My favourite one is still probably "A catholic priest, a paedophile (and I'm sure there's a third part) walks into a bar. He orders a drink."

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  3. Taking daylight savings time to a whole new level

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  4. You think priests ever get tired of those walks-into-a-bar jokes? People must be itching to share them whenever they meet a priest.

    ...Or maybe that's just me.

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  5. Frankly, I think he telling him a sex joke involving his mother

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  6. Bless you Al. Gee, is the Pope in town?? Hadn't noticed

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  7. Maybe it sounds better in Latin

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  8. No no no that is not what was said the pope was asking if the president could smell something because the pope isn't suppose to fart just like the queen she doesn't fart either..............just saying

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  9. Hahaha! They're just a couple of guys under all those titles!

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  10. My first hubby's brother-in-law's sister (got that?) is a nun. They had a super bowl party and she was there in her nun garb so I expected her to be all, I don't know, nunny, but she was just as loud as the rest of us!

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