You're not truly clean until you're clean under the rim.
Friday, September 25, 2015
Captain Caption LXIX
"So, a...stop me if you heard this one...I swear you're gonna laugh your ass off though, Frank. Anyway, a Jew, a priest, and a mullah walk into a bar with a "clock" and...KABOOM!! What? Nothing? Christ, you frikkin' Catholics have no sense of humor."
FULL DISCLOSURE: I was an inmate of Our Lady of the Penguin Academy Catholic School for seven years.