So it is today.
One of my favorite blogs is written by Stephen Hayes, the The Chubby Chatterbox. Unlike me, Steve is a real storyteller who puts lot of thought into his writing. Me? I'll just post a picture of a man humping a fish, tell a dick joke, and call it even.
|Still, let's see you find anything like this on PBS!|
What's more, Steve is also a talented artist. I always enjoy visiting his blog to feel lacking in comparison.
He's even better looking than I.
I learn an awful lot from him. So, it was on July 3rd when he was wondering why it was women fixate on men who are proficient with bows and arrows.
I opined that it was a phallic thing (see? Dick joke).
It was a very entertaining post in a "why is he more talented than I?" kind of way. The only thing he never told us is where he shot his archery instructor and what happened. Please, Steve, if you're reading this, feel free to answer in the comments.
Believe it or not, I also read comments from other bloggers. One such, from "The Bug" caught my eye. She (or he...although probably she) said, "I tried shooting a bow and arrow once, but I had the problem the Amazons eliminated..."
|I don't care if it's a girl. |
You gotta put some britches on, dude.
Surprisingly, no one responded with a "what do you mean?" Although, I'm sure Steve knew what she was talking about (remember I wrote how wicked smart he was?). I got the joke, too, because I'm full of useless crap like that.
For those who don't know (especially those who clicked on that link and are wondering. Really, you should have. I went through all the trouble of putting it in...ooh, THAT sounds dirty...hee...hee...hee... See? Dick joke):
|Olympia Stepinpoopalot cut off her left leg, though. |
Apparently, she never got the memo.
NOTE: If they were like Mrs. Penwasser #1, they would have had no such trouble.
Thus relieved of their "burdens," they were able to plug anyone stupid enough to jump ugly with chicks sporting one boob.
|"I cut off both. |
Just so I could shoot from both sides."
|"So, fellas with moobs are fine? |
Good to know."
And now you know something that will enrich your life and make you better as a person. Yeahhhh, probably not.
But, do yourself a favor anyway and go visit The Chubby Chatterbox.
You can even keep your boobs.
|Clearly not a genuine Amazon.|