Thursday, July 2, 2015

Captain Caption LXXII



"Let me take this leash off and we'll go for a walk, he said.  Fetching this stick will be so much fun, he said.  Hey, why don't you let me show you some nudie pics of French Poodles in my van, he said.  Well...bullshit!"

NOTE:  This may not be a skeleton of a dog.
"I don't know animals."

26 comments:

  1. Nudie poodle pictures gets them every time.
    That skeleton might be a cat. But close enough!

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  2. I'm not sure what that is supposed to be a skeleton of myself. It looks like a dog at least.

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  3. or we could extract some bone marrow DNA and mix it with something nasty and take over the world. We could ask for One Millllliiiiioooon dollars.

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    1. And have yet another sequel to 'Jurassic Park.'

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  4. "You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads! "

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  5. This isn't a caption, but I must say I am thoroughly impressed at your knowledge of roman numerals! I'm lost at about X...which is 10 right?

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    1. I think I'm cool until I reach a million. But, I'll be dead by then soooo....
      And, yes, X is ten. And the first letter for Xerxes (my favorite despot).

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  6. It looks too big for the skeleton of a house cat. Maybe it's a bobcat---or even a dog.

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    1. In any event, house training will be a snap. And, I won't even need to use a paper.

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  7. Your buddy can now have a pet of his very one. Bones all around.

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    1. Oh, don't think I haven't done that!

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  8. At least he..or she is quiet and doesn't need much for food. Getting it to sit or roll over may be difficult though.

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  9. Looks like a mutated mountain lion.

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  10. You'd be lost if we were all intelligent octopi.

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    1. You gotta give octopi a hand, though.
      All eight of them.
      BA DUM BUM

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  11. I'm not sure which is better... the post or the comments. Close call.

    It looks like it could be a dog to me, but he is kinda disjointed, isn't he? Looks like his legs are falling apart. So much for getting him to play fetch.

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    1. Disjointed is probably the least of his worries.
      I agree about the comments. They're often the best part about this joint.

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  12. It looks like Bones and it also doesn't have a penis. Coincidence?

    Hey, Al, did you get my email last week? I think I may've sent it to the wrong addy. Sorry. If you have time, would you kindly email me? Rawknrobyn@aol.com. Thank you. Happy 4th!

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