Thursday, June 18, 2015

Captain Caption LXX

"No, no, rook!  White chick say she brack.
I told you I was six foot tall, bronde guy who crimbs mountains!
Okay, who up for some gay porn?
Or I could have you shot."

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  1. I'm surprised they didn't start with the gay porn.

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    1. End with the main event.
      Showmanship! Showmanship! Showmanship!

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  2. If Kim Jong Un came out and said he identifies as a six foot tall adonis I would be so happy.

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    1. It sure would make the rest of us look uber-sexy.

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  3. here I thought they were betting on the NBA Finals. Dennis Rodman could have been in the mix

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    1. Especially since he wore that wedding dress.

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  4. He really wants to reach out and touch "it"

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  5. This twerp would be funny if he didn't have so much power.

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  6. Who says he's not in touch with the people? That looks like a picture of one big happy family, right?

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  7. I feel like I shouldn't have laughed so hard at this. But I did. And shall be incorporating "rook!" into my vocabulary.

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    1. ROR*
      *Raugh Out Roud
      Yeah, that's bad, I know.

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  8. If only his men treated him like the Night's Watch treated Jon Snow very recently

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    1. The sad thing? While I didn't watch the show, I read the book so I know what happened. I think he'll be back, though. "Ghost..."
      What's worse? Like GOT, nothing happens in North Korea like we'd like.

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  9. "He sit on toilet on his blog. He gonna use the newspaper to wipe butt? Dem Americans stupid."

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    1. "Toiret" and "brog."

      Following one joke too many about Dear Leader, Al Penwasser was never heard from again...

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  10. Has to be home videos of his trip to Kun Jo's massage parlor and mushroom diner.

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  11. I think they are watching Kate Upton dance..you know...before they execute people who think.

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    1. Let's hope it's not a Game of War commercial.

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  12. They would have to be looking at an incredibly small penis to be that happy. "I TO-RUD you everything on their porn sites were ries!"

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  13. Or beheaded. Zing goes the strings of my heart. You know, he's really a fooler with that soft baby-like fat and a jolly face. I got a real kick out of your caption. Rook.

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    1. Just when you think you're dealing with a little kid...off comes your head.

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  14. For one brief moment, I thought that was a photo of David Cameron, after all, the UK is fast becoming the new North Korea.

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