NOTE: Try not to dwell on the fact that Mother's Day is merely a ploy generated by the greeting card and flower industry to wrest more money out of us. Just go with the sentiment.
I'd especially like to wish my mother a very Happy Mother's Day. Provided heaven subscribes to Penwasser Place, that is. A wonderful woman who had the disadvantage of living with a man who made Archie Bunker look like Alan Alda and having me as a son, she was tragically taken from us on June 21, 1983 at the impossibly young age of 44.
|Yeah. I was a handful. |
I think it was the hair.
Yes, the good die young.
Dad, on the other hand, lived until he was 76. Sooooo....
|"No, I will not pull your finger!"|