Thursday, May 28, 2015

Captain Caption LXVII

Landscape Architects were called in to an emergency meeting at the
Bill Clinton Golf Course and Massage Parlor.
Efforts are frantically underway to re-design the course's 7th Hole
due to unforeseen tie-ups.
A stuffed gorilla named "Hillary" is planned to hurry golfers along.
Developing...

32 comments:

  1. Does anybody get a hole in one on the 7th? Maybe take one for the team and go over par on that one.

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    1. They usually get the ball in the cup. Then, they pull it out and ask for a do-over.
      Yep, that was meant to sound dirty.

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  2. Just like Hilary to ruin things...

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  3. I may have to learn golf, if they can do away with the gorilla

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    1. And having to putt the ball into the clown's nose.

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  4. See? That's the kind of stuff that was probably in those "oh-so-personal" emails of Hillary Clinton.

    Maybe this could be the Clinton Memorial Handtrap instead of sandtrap.

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    1. The best thing she's got going for her?
      Bill.
      The best thing comedy's got going for it?
      Bill.

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  5. Ahh Bill. Ever the entrepreneur! Using 8 boobs on the 7th hole! Lol

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    1. So, would that be a "hole in 8"?

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    2. I think it's technically a hole in 4!!

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    3. I think it says something about me that I counted boobs.

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  6. Is there a job there where you can retrieve the balls from the 7th hole exclusively? I'm always on the lookout for the kind of gig that challenges you to get elbow-deep into your work.

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    1. I'll gladly get a job that requires me to pull balls out...wait.

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    1. So, size doesn't matter?
      Double entendres for all my friends!

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  8. Hey, leave us gorillas out of it! I'm pretty sure the gap at the centre of the boob octet is too small for Bill's head. Have you done any measurements?

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    1. That's in the massage parlor section.

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  10. I don't think I want to see the 18th hole at a Bill Clinton golf course. I get the disturbing feeling it will literally be the hole of an 18 year old girl. Is that too far? I think that was too far.

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  11. I just can't be as creative as your other blog readers. Some of these comments are SO good. And you just crack me up with your view of our world. Keep 'em coming

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    1. Aren't they the coolest? Takes a lot to keep them on my payroll, but they're worth it.

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  12. I did not play miniature golf with those women

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  13. But where is the blue dress? I mean Clinton may have been a boob but Bush was the double D of boobs

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    1. I actually never thought of Bill as a boob. Boner-in-Chief maybe, but boob? No.

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  14. Meanwhile, another stuffed gorilla named Monica was practising her pitch n putt in the Oral Office....

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  15. We were just at the zoo last weekend, and we saw a couple of gorillas play fighting for the crowd. Though I do see the resemblance, they were much more genteel, and refined than Hillary and Monica.

    Julie

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