Set a spell, take your shoes off, ya'll come back now, ya hear?
I sure wish you could install zips on some peoples' lips.
And safety wire the end.
I don't even want to think about that happening.
It's never happened to me.Hope to all that's holy it never does.
And now I'm thinking about that scene from There's Something About Mary. Have you seen it? If not, look up Franks and Beans on that there YouTube thingy.
Juvenile, sophomoric humor.What do you think?"Is that hair gel?"
I'm actually still a bit amazed by how the zipper works. You feel dumber than the inventor when one of them breaks and you attempt to put it back on.
I think that about a LOT of inventions.Like flush toilets.
I'm pleased to say that I'm yet to have a zipper accident. Though such a thing makes me a little self conscious about my size.
Never be in a hurry to pee, that's my credo.Just stop and admire.
since when is velcro dorky
When I needed two syllables for the second line of a haiku!LOL
Ah man, I was wrong. I thought you'd do zit. But they're not as risky around zippers.Then again, they kinda are and so is yellow snow. Here I go analyzing...Congratulations, Al. Yours was my favorite to visit. I mean, your A-Z haikus, not anything else. In case Mrs. P visits, I want to make it clear that I never visited your zipper or anything like that. Poor Gary.
We'll always have Gary.
ba-Zing-a. I've truly enjoyed your A to Z. Thanks for the chuckles
Back atcha and my pleasure! Hope you stick around for the other hideous stuff!
If you are going commando, everyone needs to watch when they pull up that zipper.
Back in my 20s, I...well nobody needs to hear that.
I tuck and zip, so nothing gets the snip snip
And for that, I'm sure you're grateful.
All that went through my mind is ..."We got a bleeder!"
What, you've never caught a piece of your manhood in your zipper? Man, that's a right of passage for the human male. Your status is not much higher than the palace eunuch.
I once had an unfortunately timed boner when Sister Caligula called me up to the blackboard. Does that count?
All those little teeth. Yikes!
So, dating a moray eel is probably out of the question.
Try peeing with all you hunting gear on. More to worry about than just the beans and franks.Bushman2015 A to Z Challenge Ambassador@jwb81074
But, you'll be nice and warm. For a few seconds.
"Z" is for "Zap" as in "Zap My Zipper""Zap" it enough and I become a stripper.Gary
But, would you hollerif I slipped you a dollar?
I tried to comment earlier, and the darn computer froze up on me. A perfect ending to a truly zany A to Z! I can't believe how you consistently made us laugh each day in only seventeen syllables (yes, I've been counting all night). Of course your photos were hilarious too! You truly are the haiku guru! Thanks for making A to Z so much fun, Al!Julie
Thank you! I hope everyone enjoyed their time.Congratulations to you, as well!
I was really wondering what you would come up with for Z. They are all dangerous. Did you ever get some pubic hair caught between the velcros.Yipes
No, but I have had a random hair get yanked and, as i was in a public space, not being able to do a thing about it.