Tuesday, April 28, 2015

'X' is For Xerxes


Xerxes


Persian Emperor
Battled 300 Spartans
Doesn't That Thing Chafe?  

20 comments:

  1. Why did his momma name him something that rhymed with herpes?

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  2. At least nothing flopped around during the battle

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  3. I think I saw him walking down 5th Avenue in NYC last time I was there!!

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  4. Oh that can't be good on his junk. I have to ask which movie does this come from? It looks like it comes from a movie...maybe produced by Bob Guccione. (Ok spelled his name wrong but the Penthouse guy).

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    1. It's actually from "300." All in all, it was a pretty entertaining movie which took some liberties with history (not too much, though).
      It also had Gerard Butler in a loincloth. If that gets your motor running, well...

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    2. Oh gosh-I have that film but have not seen it in a few years-should watch it again. Yes Gerard Butler is good in a loinn cloth or nothing at all-I'll take either

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  5. Pfft! I'd battle 800 Spartans for that thing.

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  6. But, he looks awesome! Fashion before comfort.

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  7. That's a strange way to dress for battle.

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  8. great punchline - you just crack me up

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  9. Packed with cotton- built for pleasure.

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  10. He may have put a sock or two inside his undies to stop the chafing. It's an old elephant rider's trick.

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  11. Does it come in control top? EXceptional, Al!

    Julie

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  12. When I saw 300, I liked the visual effect, but I was disappointed in Xerxes...he was a mess.

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  13. Mine doesn't, but then again I only wear it to family events.

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