Saturday, April 25, 2015

'V' Is For 'Vasectomy'


Vasectomy


A Stick And A Kick
The Unkindest Cut Of All
Then Ice On My Junk

21 comments:

  1. And lying on the couch all weekend. I remember it well...

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    1. I tried to go for a couple weeks, but Mrs. Penwasser would have none of that.

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  2. So I should avoid the snip snip or end up looking like that? lol

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    1. Yeah, they cut the cords that kept my eyebrows down.

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  3. I'm getting snipped in weeks. Good bye condoms. Good bye manhood.

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    1. No, you'll still get bon....need to shave.

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  4. My brother got into a car accident while driving home from his vasectomy. Ha ha!

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  5. I would never sign up for one

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  6. I know this guy that had complications. Swelling where it should not have been.

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    1. I can only imagine.
      Cantaloupe, anyone?

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  7. "And make sure you ejaculate 24 times in the next month..."

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  8. Oh well a snip sounds better than having some gal say "meet your new....! Ice on the junk is better I think

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    1. Meeting a new child...yeah, that'd be a REAL kick in the jimmies.

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  9. reading the comments makes this post. The eyes say it all - yowza

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  10. Did your vasectomy come with a free lobotomy? It's hard to tell by the look in your eyes.

    Julie

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  11. A vasectomy haiku! How wonderfully... Disturbing.
    ;)

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  12. Tim was asleep for his.................just saying

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