Set a spell, take your shoes off, ya'll come back now, ya hear?
And lying on the couch all weekend. I remember it well...
I tried to go for a couple weeks, but Mrs. Penwasser would have none of that.
So I should avoid the snip snip or end up looking like that? lol
Yeah, they cut the cords that kept my eyebrows down.
I'm getting snipped in weeks. Good bye condoms. Good bye manhood.
No, you'll still get bon....need to shave.
My brother got into a car accident while driving home from his vasectomy. Ha ha!
Wow, that's nuts.
I would never sign up for one
Actually, it was two.
I know this guy that had complications. Swelling where it should not have been.
I can only imagine.Cantaloupe, anyone?
"And make sure you ejaculate 24 times in the next month..."
I thought they said 'day.'
Oh well a snip sounds better than having some gal say "meet your new....! Ice on the junk is better I think
Meeting a new child...yeah, that'd be a REAL kick in the jimmies.
reading the comments makes this post. The eyes say it all - yowza
I'm grabbing my crotch right about now.
Did your vasectomy come with a free lobotomy? It's hard to tell by the look in your eyes.Julie
A vasectomy haiku! How wonderfully... Disturbing.;)
Tim was asleep for his.................just saying