Wednesday, April 22, 2015

'S' Is For 'Simmons'


Simmons


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Catcher Or Pitcher?

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  1. Definitely a catcher. Plus, he's quite a catch!

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    1. Meh. He's alright. If you like dudes in tutus.

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  2. I think he plays left field. Deep, deep left field.

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  3. either the first one or both.

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    1. I'm not sure he'd care. And, frankly, if he's doing no harm, (to quote a phrase), what difference does it make?
      I'll still giggle, though.

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  4. He's one of a kind, that's for sure. Huge chuckle today

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    1. Truthfully, he does make me chuckle. And that is a good thing.

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  5. I hope you're putting all of these lovely poems into a book when the A-Z challenge is over, and selling that book on Amazon.

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    1. Huh. I never thought of that. You've given me an idea.

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  6. He always has fun and lets others have some, too!

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    1. Actually, seriously, if he is having fun (and he never hurts anyone), go for it.

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  7. I suppose he's helped a lot of women loose weight, but I find him extremely annoying.

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    1. He really did and he really is (although, when he was on General Hospital all those years ago, he wasn't so bad).

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    2. You watch General Hospital too? Wasn't Richard Simmons involved with the nurse's ball? Obviously he threw it back, but he managed to steal a few scenes along the way. I'm so glad you've stayed loyal to Richard all these years! One of your best, thus far, Al!

      Julie

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    3. Richard ran a workout class in the disco owned by Luke Spencer back in the 80s. The same Luke who raped Laura Baldwin before those two got married. Yeah, huh?
      It was never believed that Richard raped anyone. Well, a girl at least.

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    4. When I first answered you, I was using my smart phone. Now, I'm at the "big boy" computer so I can continue. When I was on the ship, we always made sure to watch "GH" before we knocked off work for the day. That's really the main reason I remember the connection between Richard Simmons and "Luke and Laura." The story will be in "It's An Adventure" (I'm still on schedule to be done this Fall).

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    5. I can just picture you and the other sailors using this important information to pick up girls while you were on leave. You probably landed at least one Mrs. Penwasser this way. If "It's An Adventure" is even half as good as "Shag Carpet Toilet," than I know I'll love it! I still have to read "It's Not Just A Job." You write 'em faster than I could read 'em! This was hilarious, Al!

      Julie

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  8. He can say he was in a Fellini film. I think Bruce Jenner may have the secret hots for him

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    1. Yup he was in a Fellini film! he was in Satyricon when Mr. Simmons was not famous:)

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  9. Maybe he just switches from baseball to football and just enjoys the penetration.

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    1. So he's a tight end, then?
      Maybe not so much anymore.

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  10. Pitcher, but who knows for what team?

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