Monday, April 13, 2015

'K' is For Kardashian


Kardashian


Buttocks, Breasts, Big Boobs
Kanye in the Nutty Mix
Bruce: Cut My Dick Off  

34 comments:

  1. After the years Bruce spent with that Krazy Klan, it's no wonder he wants to cut off his dick.

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    1. I guess he figures his own progeny would be worse. Can't see how.

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  2. That final line is a winner! (Winner, not wiener.)

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    1. I toyed with "Bruce: Blow My Brains Out", but "dick" is always a winner.

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    2. LOL I definitely like the final choice better. :)

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    3. "Dick" is such a cute little word.
      Oops, maybe I shouldn't say 'little.'

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  3. The weirdest thing about KK, at least for me, is that she was seemingly famous BEFORE the sex tape. I still don't understand how a sex tape can make someone famous but I've seen it enough to just accept it.

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    1. I'd like to try.
      For pure research only.

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  4. Not an ounce of talent in the whole bunch and yet, they're a household name. Well, Bruce used to have talent when he was the "Morning breakfast Wheaties reading material." My brother used to eat his cereal and read the Wheaties sports heroes. Crunch, crunch.

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    1. The guy sure was something, that's for sure. He's STILL something, but in a different kind of way.

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    2. What's the matter with respect, talent and fame? He's getting to the age where I should think he'd take it and runn and be grateful. I wonder what his mother thinks. I wonder what Cher realy thought but going opposite direction.

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  5. If there ever was a case to go dickless, he may win it

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    1. The transformation just ain't going well for him.

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  6. Watch Bruce pick the new name of "Barbara". That'd be my luck.

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    1. Oh...my...wouldn't THAT be a kick in the nuts?

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    2. I thought I read that he was considering Bryce, so Barb may be spared.

      This was utterly disgusting Al, and I've never been more proud of you. Yes, I know that's what Mrs. Penwasser said.

      Julie

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  7. Bwahahahaha...they're greedy in their collection of crazy.

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    1. They seem to have the market cornered, that's for sure.

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  8. oh you summed up this family of "should NOT be news". Great job. Happy Monday

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    1. Well, they're news because they're...hmmm...why was that again?

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  9. I think Bruce's ex wife took care of his dick many years ago. I am waiting until age sets in and we see all their asses deflate and drop down to create an earthquake

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    1. Plus, I hear she keeps his nuts in a jar.

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  10. I'm howling with laughter. You said it all perfectly. I hope that cut off his ponytail too.

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    1. But, that will sap his strength and then the Philistines will be able to capture.
      Oops. Wrong story.

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  11. Just don't ask me to name them. I don't know who is who. Well, Kim is the one that makes a very bad blonde.

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  12. That dude is seriously whacked. Maybe he saw Kanye's.

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  13. I just don't see why these spoiled people are so famous. I have a big butt and I'm not famous.

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    1. Well, you haven't made a porn video yet. Better get cracking.

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  14. Those people make me ill. Especially the one cutting off his pee machine.

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  15. Maybe the show is popular is because everyone wants their family seem normal by comparison

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