Set a spell, take your shoes off, ya'll come back now, ya hear?
Well of course, a course is a course and the name is Mr. Ed. No it's 18 girls. I don't know what I'm talking about. Happy G Day
Well, I'VE never had a hole in one. I had to keep going back.
Al!! Go to the corner. :-)
A tad misogynistic, true.Now you know why the nuns always made me stay after school.
And a shotgun...
In case some dude puts his birdie in the wrong place.
Let's hope if you have a flat swing they give you a mulligan. Good luck reading the green
I usually take 18 mulligans.
There is something dirty here and my blondness is not getting it but I am certain a hole in one is what one aims for
18 girls.18 holes.Oh, it DOES sound dirty when I put it like that.My apologies.
I played golf once. My divots were nearly as big as the sand traps.
You need a calculator to keep track of my golf score.
Yes I agree. Go stand in the corner, NOW!
I know. I feel like such a pig.Good thing I deleted the pole vault haiku. I based it on me, but it wasn't long enough.
funny. I thought perhaps it would be a salute to the VW Golf. My bad
Well, there's an opportunity missed. Darn it.
The thing I always hated about golf was the high prices and the fact that everytime I hit the ball near water no matter how close or far, it would always go right into the water
That's why, whenever presented with a water hazard, I just throw the ball in. No sense dealing with the aggravation.
Unless you are not picky. Then you could throw some guys in there.
Just not in Indiana. I hear they're touchy there.
Get your putter out of the gutter, Al! Julie
I'm such a dirty mudder.
Golf is like sex, you don't have to be good at it to enjoy it.
The worst I ever had was wonderful.
Tiger Woods has done that golf course repeatedly.
A game I don't understand
Woods, irons, beer. It's all good.