Wednesday, April 8, 2015

'G' Is For Golf


Golf

Five Sons?  Basketball
Eleven Sons?  Football team
Eighteen Girls?  Golf course

28 comments:

  1. Well of course, a course is a course and the name is Mr. Ed. No it's 18 girls. I don't know what I'm talking about. Happy G Day

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    1. Well, I'VE never had a hole in one. I had to keep going back.

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    1. A tad misogynistic, true.
      Now you know why the nuns always made me stay after school.

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    1. In case some dude puts his birdie in the wrong place.

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  4. Let's hope if you have a flat swing they give you a mulligan. Good luck reading the green

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  5. There is something dirty here and my blondness is not getting it but I am certain a hole in one is what one aims for

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    1. 18 girls.
      18 holes.
      Oh, it DOES sound dirty when I put it like that.
      My apologies.

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  6. I played golf once. My divots were nearly as big as the sand traps.

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    1. You need a calculator to keep track of my golf score.

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  7. Yes I agree. Go stand in the corner, NOW!

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    1. I know. I feel like such a pig.
      Good thing I deleted the pole vault haiku. I based it on me, but it wasn't long enough.

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  8. funny. I thought perhaps it would be a salute to the VW Golf. My bad

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    1. Well, there's an opportunity missed. Darn it.

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  9. The thing I always hated about golf was the high prices

    and the fact that everytime I hit the ball near water no matter how close or far, it would always go right into the water

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    1. That's why, whenever presented with a water hazard, I just throw the ball in. No sense dealing with the aggravation.

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  10. Unless you are not picky. Then you could throw some guys in there.

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    1. Just not in Indiana. I hear they're touchy there.

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  11. Get your putter out of the gutter, Al!

    Julie

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  12. Golf is like sex, you don't have to be good at it to enjoy it.

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  13. Tiger Woods has done that golf course repeatedly.

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