Set a spell, take your shoes off, ya'll come back now, ya hear?
My guess is he would play football. Maybe he's the one turning eggs into footballs and it was a miracle we never really knew about.
It was probably in the Gospel According to Hershey.
They would never last until Christmas in my house! I would pray to Jesus that the chocolate only lasted on my tongue and never made my ass look like a football.
How 'bout Flag Day, then?
He'd take the ball and run with it.
Carry it to the end of times?
Bad News: End of the world.Good news: I have chocolate.
Mow the lawn?
Well, if that doesn't sound like euphemism....
He's play football, of course!
And he'd probably win.
I don't think a man that lived 2000 years ago in the Middle East would know how to play American football
So eggs it is!
Sorry, there's never any left by Christmas… JC's hard pressed to find much at my place after Santa gets through raiding the cookie jar. Well, there are those carrot sticks… maybe I need to wrap those in shiny foil.Jenny, Pearson Report2015 A to Z Challenge Ambassador@PearsonReport
Use those at Halloween. Talk about Trick or Treat.
LOL - good call. Never thought of that. Imagine the look on that little ghost's face when he peels back the foil… is that a trick or a treat! haha
I think Jesus would love chocolate; I know I consider it a blessing...
After all, why was it invented?
The eggs got laid, Jesus remained celibate. That's the price you pay for being a holy man.
Lucky eggs. They get more action than I do.
I think JC would love it because it is chocolate after all.
rise to the occasion
I saw what you did there.Well played.
I like them better as chocolate Easter eggs rather than Christmas footballs, but I'll eat just about anything made of chocolate, even bugs.
I prefer them at Easter, too.
And he'd win.
Jesus would spin the dreidle"Shin!" He'd scream."Papa damnit!"
You mean Jesus wasn't a Catholic?
Nah, he was a grown up virgin Jewish boy still living with his Mama - kinda like the guys I've dated.
Not that there's anything wrong with that...Julie
I was going to make a tacky comment. But, I'm going to spend enough time in Purgatory as it is.Purgatory: Like Heaven, but with just Basic Cable.
I tend to like chocolate in any shape or form. :)~Jess
Well, who doesn't?
I believe he might just eat them and say "OMG"!
I don't think he'd say, OMG.I think he'd say OMM (Oh My Me).
I got nothing for Easter..............just saying
Thanks for the smile!ZannieroseA-Z