Monday, April 6, 2015

'E' is For Easter


Easter


Easter Chocolate Eggs 
At Christmas Become Footballs
What Would Jesus Do?

40 comments:

  1. My guess is he would play football. Maybe he's the one turning eggs into footballs and it was a miracle we never really knew about.

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    1. It was probably in the Gospel According to Hershey.

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  2. They would never last until Christmas in my house! I would pray to Jesus that the chocolate only lasted on my tongue and never made my ass look like a football.

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  3. He'd take the ball and run with it.

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  4. Carry it to the end of times?

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    1. Bad News: End of the world.
      Good news: I have chocolate.

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    1. Well, if that doesn't sound like euphemism....

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  6. I don't think a man that lived 2000 years ago in the Middle East would know how to play American football

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  7. Sorry, there's never any left by Christmas… JC's hard pressed to find much at my place after Santa gets through raiding the cookie jar. Well, there are those carrot sticks… maybe I need to wrap those in shiny foil.

    Jenny, Pearson Report
    2015 A to Z Challenge Ambassador
    @PearsonReport

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    1. Use those at Halloween. Talk about Trick or Treat.

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    2. LOL - good call. Never thought of that. Imagine the look on that little ghost's face when he peels back the foil… is that a trick or a treat! haha

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  8. I think Jesus would love chocolate; I know I consider it a blessing...

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  9. The eggs got laid, Jesus remained celibate. That's the price you pay for being a holy man.

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    1. Lucky eggs. They get more action than I do.

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  10. I think JC would love it because it is chocolate after all.

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    1. I saw what you did there.
      Well played.

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  12. I like them better as chocolate Easter eggs rather than Christmas footballs, but I'll eat just about anything made of chocolate, even bugs.

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  13. Jesus would spin the dreidle
    "Shin!" He'd scream.
    "Papa damnit!"

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    1. You mean Jesus wasn't a Catholic?

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    2. Nah, he was a grown up virgin Jewish boy still living with his Mama - kinda like the guys I've dated.

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    3. Not that there's anything wrong with that...

      Julie

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    4. I was going to make a tacky comment. But, I'm going to spend enough time in Purgatory as it is.
      Purgatory: Like Heaven, but with just Basic Cable.

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  14. I tend to like chocolate in any shape or form. :)
    ~Jess

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  15. I believe he might just eat them and say "OMG"!

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    1. I don't think he'd say, OMG.
      I think he'd say OMM (Oh My Me).

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  16. I got nothing for Easter..............just saying

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  17. Thanks for the smile!
    Zannierose

    A-Z

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