Saturday, April 4, 2015

'D' is for Donuts


Donuts


Jelly, Sugar, Plain
Cinnamon, Cruller, Creme Filled
Governor's mansion, STAT!

36 comments:

  1. So the governer's mansion would be the donut and he'd be the hole in it, right?

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  2. I was not expecting that last line. Brilliant.

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  3. Pat's comment is awesome.
    Did he want a dozen of each?

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  4. 911....First I'll eat nine...then another 1...then another 1...

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    1. "What's your emergency?"
      "Not...enough...powdered...sugar. Or Diet Coke."

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  5. D is for dumbass- it finally occurred to me that you DID say you were doing haikus. Guess I lost more during my illness than 8 gallons of mucus and ten pounds.

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    1. These really are quite easy to write. The challenging part is to make them somewhat humorous. I hope I've achieved that.

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  6. Not sure if he should have many donuts. Then again, the Toronto Mayor is one big donut hole

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    1. I should say former mayor

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    2. You could never give him the powdered sugar ones. Then, you'd have nothing but plain.
      BA DUM BUM

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    1. I actually saw glazed bacon ones. Dear Lord...gotta get some of those.

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  8. There you go again! Picking on New Jersey somehow. Leave that donut lovin' man alone would you?! Geesh! haha

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    1. Promised you a Jersey haiku. There's one more. Hee...hee...hee.

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  9. I don't eat doughnuts! What am I, a cop?

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    1. You have the right to remain...little tasty bits of sugary goodness.

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  10. He closed a bridge, but what about a fridge?

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  11. I donut know how you'll be able to top this one, but you will.

    Julie

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  12. Jelly-filled
    Glazed, Maple Flavored
    With Bacon and
    No Hole.
    NOW!

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  13. Who doesn't like a nice hot cinnamon donut or a choc iced one

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  14. Sigh. Another American political reference that goes over my head. Luckily you;ve stored up enough credit so that I trust that that's funny ;)

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    1. Sorry. I thought of that, but....
      He's Chris Christie, governor of New Jersey. Loudmouth, large man, lover of doughnuts.

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  15. Are there any left… I'm late… I got lost on route. Found myself at the gates of some big white house.

    Jenny, Pearson Report
    2015 A to Z Challenge Ambassador
    @PearsonReport

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    1. The Frosted Owls. No one likes those.

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