Set a spell, take your shoes off, ya'll come back now, ya hear?
So the governer's mansion would be the donut and he'd be the hole in it, right?
I was not expecting that last line. Brilliant.
The guv can still surprise.
Pat's comment is awesome.Did he want a dozen of each?
Of each kind.
911....First I'll eat nine...then another 1...then another 1...
"What's your emergency?""Not...enough...powdered...sugar. Or Diet Coke."
D is for dumbass- it finally occurred to me that you DID say you were doing haikus. Guess I lost more during my illness than 8 gallons of mucus and ten pounds.
These really are quite easy to write. The challenging part is to make them somewhat humorous. I hope I've achieved that.
Not sure if he should have many donuts. Then again, the Toronto Mayor is one big donut hole
I should say former mayor
You could never give him the powdered sugar ones. Then, you'd have nothing but plain.BA DUM BUM
I actually saw glazed bacon ones. Dear Lord...gotta get some of those.
There you go again! Picking on New Jersey somehow. Leave that donut lovin' man alone would you?! Geesh! haha
Promised you a Jersey haiku. There's one more. Hee...hee...hee.
I don't eat doughnuts! What am I, a cop?
You have the right to remain...little tasty bits of sugary goodness.
deep fat fried amusing
And delicious, truth be told.
He closed a bridge, but what about a fridge?
Or his mouth?
I donut know how you'll be able to top this one, but you will.Julie
Jelly-filledGlazed, Maple FlavoredWith Bacon andNo Hole.NOW!
That's what gingerbread men have.
Who doesn't like a nice hot cinnamon donut or a choc iced one
Terrorists, that's who!
Sigh. Another American political reference that goes over my head. Luckily you;ve stored up enough credit so that I trust that that's funny ;)
Sorry. I thought of that, but....He's Chris Christie, governor of New Jersey. Loudmouth, large man, lover of doughnuts.
Gotcha. You've done it again ;)
Are there any left… I'm late… I got lost on route. Found myself at the gates of some big white house. Jenny, Pearson Report2015 A to Z Challenge Ambassador@PearsonReport
The Frosted Owls. No one likes those.