Thursday, April 2, 2015

'B' is For Bones


Bones



We've Two Hundred Six
But, You Know, Sometimes Dudes Have
Two Hundred Seven

42 comments:

  1. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what they always say about "great minds." Mine is not about "that" kind of bone.

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    1. The gutter. I always shoot for the gutter. Often, I'm looking up.

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  2. Al, you have outdone yourself today!

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    1. Never underestimate the comedic power of a novelty skeleton.

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  3. lmao and dudes aren't about to throw a dog that bone, unless one is a backwoods hillbilly, then all bets are off.

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    1. Dog, sheep, horses, it's prolly all good in the hill country.
      Goats...prolly all good in Syria.

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  4. Ha ha ha ha ha....that was slick. A thinking man's snark-joke. I love it.

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    1. Well, we do spend most of our lives fixated on it.

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  5. Hey sometimes women can have that many too when a man chooses to share his extra bone.

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    1. What...why? Ohhhhhhhhh.......... There's a visual.
      If anyone needs me, I'll be in the bathroom.
      For as long as I want to, dammit.

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  6. Is that how the ME determines if the body is male or female?

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    1. It's how they figure out which stiff is which.

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  7. Oh, Bones, you know I tease you about not having a penis, but I do kinda like you, even though you don't have a penis. I'm sorry you don't have a penis.

    So far, Al, this is my favorite A-Z post. Shame Bones doesn't have a penis, though.

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    1. Like I told Julie, I had to find a place for Bones somewhere in the challenge.
      Next is 'C.' I'll give you a tease....Coleman starts with 'C.'
      ;-)

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    1. I LOVE Chuckles. Except the licorice ones. But, you can chew those up and wing them into the back of kids' heads at the movies.

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    1. But, seriously, if that 207th bone is around for more than 4 hours he should consult a doctor... or mortician.

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    2. I noticed that Mr. Bones is missing something.
      Methinks he was stiffed. Or not.
      Unless Mr. Bones should more properly be a MS. Bones...?

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  10. I had a funny comment, but the lawyer's ad for pelvic sling, vaginal mesh, etc., came on and I lost it.

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    1. Sophomoric humor. It's kinda my thing.

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  12. There really needs to be an audio button - I'm laughing myself silly with this one.

    You've topped A - damn, you're good, Al. You're really good! Does Mrs.P know you're this good?

    Jenny
    2015 A to Z Challenge Ambassador
    @PearsonReport

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    1. Hey JP,
      Did you steal my signature? Or did I steal yours? LOL.
      It's about time to start stealing Al's blog minutes anyways, right?

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    2. Howdy Bushman, Let's make this our new meeting place. Take the pressure of our blogs.

      Besides we don't want our followers to see the stuff we talk about… so this is the perfect place…. LOL

      Al won't mind, will you Al? Hey Al… you there? Yoohoo Al….

      Nope, seems he's nowhere to be found. Maybe already in bed, I understand he's quite tired what with all his Haiku-ing and that extra bone he found… can't be easy making such a discovery.

      Okay… gotta run, talk to you later Bushman…

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    3. This was more fun than Mr. Bones!

      Julie

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    4. I just got back from work cleaning toilets. I'm tuckered. And I feel flushed.
      BA DUM BUM.
      Stay a while. Maybe I'll make a briscuit.
      Hope you like 'C.' It may be in poor taste (for this is what I do), but it made me giggle.

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    5. Julie: I had to find someplace for Mr. Bones.

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    6. Julie: join the party. It's BYOB :) :)

      Al: for you that stands for Bring Your Own Bone

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    7. Okay, I'm here! I brought chips and dip!

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  13. I wonder who was the first person who counted

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  14. Yeah, because we have a funny bone and girls don't, am I right fellas?!

    Where'd everyone go?

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    1. All I know is that, when she sees it, she laughs. That must be my funny bone.

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    2. Michael: we're all partying up above… we're crashing Al's pad.

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    3. Thank goodness it's a maxi-pad.
      Oh. Wait.

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  15. Throw me a frickin' bone here? ;)

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    1. That's what she sa...oops. Never mind.

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  16. Hahahahahaha!!! Best laugh of the day!!

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