Thursday, March 19, 2015

Captain Caption LXIII

"Hey, little darlin', you married?
Shoot, I'm just joshin'.
But, seriously, are you?"

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  1. If him being married never stopped him, I doubt her being married would.

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    1. But, he's married to Cankles.
      But...good point.

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  2. "Sorry Bill, I only sleep with people who are this big"

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  3. It's a philosophy that keeps you from being punched in the nose by a husband, but doesn't keep you from being impeached.

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    1. I really do wonder why he was never belted in the beezer.

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    2. Maybe he has been belted. I seem to recall an "accident" in which he was injured while he was in office. Was it like someone kicked the hell out of him? Or do I have him confused with ole clumsy George W? Which one of them choked on a pretzel?

      Love,
      Janie

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    3. I think a pretzel kicked W's ass. And his dad threw up on a Japanese dude.

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  4. I'm thinking like Pat. She's saying "And I like 'em this big."
    He's thinking "With a lil help, honey, I can get there in 2.5 seconds. Just ask Monica."

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    1. Most times it doesn't take a village. Most times it just takes one.

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  5. She already told Herman Cain "no" as well.

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  6. I think she's holding out for Christie. He said he could get her glazed.
    I don't think she knows what that word means.

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    1. Okay, I must say I kinda grossed myself out there.

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  7. I'm sure Hill installed a chip that will send electric shock waves to Bill if he even thinks about doing anything to disrupt her campaign. In other words, she attached shockies to his Jockey's. Sorry, it is late at night, but I wouldn't put it past her.

    Julie

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    1. I hope she runs, because it will provide so much comedy gold. Oh, who am I kidding? Anyone who runs (left, right, etc.) will provide a lot of comedy gold.
      But, with Bill, I can always go with the "boner" demographic.

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  8. Well, grey hair doesn't mean desire is dead. But may be she is looking for a virile young man if she is not married.

    Best wishes

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    1. Is that true about grey hair? Well, hot diggity! Mrs. Penwasser is in for trouble.

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  9. Slick Willy Date Algorithm:

    Eight to eighty
    Crippled, blind or crazy
    If they pee, they're for me
    If they can't walk - I'll carry them.

    He's discerning.

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    1. If there's grass on the infield...
      PLAY BALL!

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  10. How do you know he wasn't belted in the beezer? It's a pretty big beezer? All red and ugly!

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    1. Oh, I hadn't thought of that. Just like Michelle probably got kicked in the butt? It's all swollen, too.

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  11. What makes you think he'd care a fig about her marital status? He certainly never cared about his own.

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    1. Yeah, I don't know what I was thinking. The Boner-in-Chief wouldn't have cared.

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  12. That line would certainly work on me ;)

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    1. It would me on me, too.
      But, then again, I'm a slut.

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