|"But, seriously, not as much a surprise |
if you found out I was gay, right?"
It also won't come as much of a surprise that I will be going with a theme. In 2011 and 2012, I just winged it (like Congress). It was a virtual grab bag of whatever I felt like writing, as long as it coincided with the day's particular letter.
For instance, for "U," I chose "Underwear Wars" in 2011 (which
|My guess is that I have used |
this picture more than any other.
I can't help it, though.
Gary Coleman is just so damn cute here.*
In 2014, I decided that I was overburdened, overwhelmed, and
|Happy I did it, though. |
Even though, as of this date,
millions remain unsold
and I can't get any more gigolo gigs.
Apparently, all the old broads have died.
Some of you may remember that I took a few months break starting with the 2014 Challenge. After that time, though, I realized that I missed writing and, if I'm wasn't going to make any money at it, I may as well return to Blogger.
I'm writing the sequel to It's Not Just A Job, though because I still like to write about my time in the Navy. At least before I die. I have every confidence that It's An Adventure will have the same dust-collecting performance as its predecessor.
|"OMIGOD! OMIGOD! OMIGOD! He said 'bone!'"|
Okay, so maybe it wouldn't be such a big surprise.
I already have a few haikus ready and will start coming to a computer near you on April 1st.
My Haikus Are Done
None of Them Are Serious
Oh, no! Godzilla!
Told you it was Japanese.
|Cool Raymond Burr Godzilla. |
Not the sucky Matthew Broderick one.