Set a spell, take your shoes off, ya'll come back now, ya hear?
Don't get his started on the colors peach or mint green...
So, that's why he licked all the fruit in the produce section.
Our first Orange-American Speaker of the House is one to talk
I wonder, if you licked him, whether he'd taste like an orange...? Or a carrot...?
I thought of that, Al. But, I thought you might have some kind of pervy comment. But, you went there. So, maybe you should talk to the wife.
Junior High School humor.It's what I do.
It's all apples and oranges to me
As long as it's not kumquats.Kumquats.That's sounds funny.
But...but...dammit WHY?! It makes no sense for a carrot to not taste like an orange. It's made even worse when you know that wild oranges are GREEN. I'm going to need to dedicate a whole day to this.
It's because English is a nutty language. Thank goodness I never had to learn it (outside of when I was a toddler, that is).But, you hardly ever see oranges in the wild. They are a wily prey.
This reminds me of an Obama line from the last Correspondent's Dinner, where Obama made fun of Boehner's tan by saying, "These days Boehner is being treated worse than me. Evidently, orange IS the new black."
Now THAT is funny. I don't care who you are.
Maybe we're looking at this the wrong way. Maybe we should be asking why oranges don't taste like carrots.
Who's the first guy? He seems like a deep thinker and a visionary.
He's John Boehner, the Speaker of the House.Who apparently thinks orange is a good skin tone color.
I've always thought Biden was a Boehner. Julie
No, he's just a pompous moron.The only boner...errr, Boehner, is the Speaker of the House.
Two more years and we'll have some new jokers. Ha
And I don't care which party takes it. There's comedic fodder everywhere you look.
Now that's funny! That picture of Biden is priceless. Dumbass!
It's one of my favorite Biden pictures. My all-time favorite is the one of him at the window (I will use that one in the next Captain Caption).
I was going to use the "orange is the new black" line, but somebody beat me to it. Damn, I hate being so far behind. In another quirk of the English language, Boehner is actually pronounced BONER. Well, maybe it's just a quirk in my house.
Well, he sure acts like one anyway.