Wow. Two 'Captain Captions' in a row have inspired further explanation. Although, this time, it has nothing to do with Barack Obama.
|"Hey, did you hear, Joe? |
It has nothing to do with us this time.
That's a relief."
On the other hand, maybe he was serious, like Eddie from National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation. After all, the Mr. Owl commercial was from the 70s which, I assume, was before Michael was born. So, I think he can be excused for not not knowing. After all, I don't have a real clear recollection of Speedy Alka-Seltzer and Burma Shave commercials.
|"Kids, I hear that Santa and his sleigh have been picked up by NORAD."|
When you're done, may I suggest you visit Michael? Like I said, he's Australian and it's summer down there. For those of you in the United States (and Lansing, Michigan) shivering in the cold, some summer talk may help. You can tell him Al sent you. So he knows who to blame.
|"Plus, it's so bloody hot a bloke has to doff his shorts |
to relieve pressure on the undercarriage.
If you know what I mean."