Monday, January 5, 2015

It Never Ends

"He told me all I had to do was take this small pill and he'd give me a pudding pop.
Next thing I know...I wake up naked standing on a seashell with some crazy chick blowing on me.  That's the last time I watch The Cosby Show, that's for damn sure!"

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    1. More of a "Hubba Hubba" factor than Venus De Milo.
      On the other hand, who really needs arms, anyway?

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  2. I always thought this painting should be called Venus on a Half Shell. I'm sure Botticelli wouldn't approve.

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    1. Especially if they sprinkled hot sauce on Venus.

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  3. maybe that is why he shortened his next show to just "cosby" to fool the people into watching

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  4. Wait a minute! You mean you never got the pudding pop? Damn, that's inexcuseable.

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  5. And we all found out he did the darndest things

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    1. Hey, hey, hey.
      NOTE: Fat Albert reference may be lost on some people.

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  6. I was waiting for, "then he's puddin his pop in my jello." The saddest part--well, other than the ruined lives of the violated women, of course--is that he probably called his dangley bits "Fat Albert."

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    1. Hey, hey, hey.
      Oops, I just used that reference with Adam.
      I think I violated some sort of comedy law.

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  7. Mate, if Bill Cosby had managed to do it with the likes of her, I'd almost forgive him for all the other stuff.

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    1. Coulda been worse.
      He coulda done it to me.
      Ewwwwww......

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  8. Cosby loves pudding...pudding his, eh you can probably finish that yourself. I do hope he's innocent though. He just seemed so nice and was such a major part of a lot of childhoods.

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  9. I've never known anyone to make such a fuss about being blown on. Is letting your hair drop over your crotch really more effective than wearing knickers?

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  10. Some things need to come to an end

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  11. this was hilarious but in that sad, I can't believe it's happening, sort of way.

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  12. Am I the only one, who never thought Bill Cosby was funny anyway?

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