Saturday, January 3, 2015

Happy New Year!


  I'm going to write something new today and will delay posting it until tomorrow.  Or Monday.  No sense getting all energetic and stuff.  But, I wanted to post at least something today so you didn't think I skipped out on the rent money was dead.

  So, I decided to give you something I posted on Facebook to tide you over (yeah, like your very survival depends on Penwasser Place).  
  So, some of you may have seen it.  Some of you may have.  And some of you may have had a great New Year celebration and can't remember if you have.  To you I say, "Well done!"

  Anyway, enjoy.  Or not.  I hope you do.

In a startling development, the ghost of Queen Victoria has come forward
to claim she was sexually molested during a seance
held at the comedian Bill Cosby's house in 1972.
Why did she wait over 40 years to come forward?
That's Victoria's Secret.

"Okay, so she's a dead fat chick, but ah'd sure tap that!
HOOWEE, lookit that crown!"

30 comments:

  1. I'd take Queen Victoria over Hilary Clinton, dead or alive.

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    1. Hillary would be enough to turn me gay.
      Not that there's anything wrong with that.
      Especially when the alternative is Hillary.

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  2. You just took all the fun out of going to Victoria's Secret with my wife.
    Is it Irony that two Bill's would hit that?

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  3. Yup, Vic's got secrets - and they aren't as lacy and frilly as we all think.

    Happy New Year - my 'p' was sticking there and you almost got stuck with "Hapy" which would have been fine as you could have just imagined the missing 'p' was there. Damn, I've really got to weaken my coffee…

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  4. Well shut my mouth! Who'd have thought another one of Bill Cosby's accusers would come forward from the dead. I bet his wife even knows about Victoria's Secret!

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    1. Now that you mention it, another accuser has come to the fore.
      NOTE: the subject of my next post.

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  5. Apparently, Queen Victoria gave him a right royal rubdown.

    All the historical sexual cases. We're getting quite a few stories about British um, celebrities who did the dirty. Notice no mention of Prince Andrew....

    Gary

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  6. lol on victoria secret she can keep. Hilary might only be able to mate with Harry, as in Harry and the hendersons.

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    1. I didn't think she liked Michelle Obama's family.

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    1. When 'Victoria's Secret' first opened up, I KNEW it was a comedy gold mine.
      Even though the staff asked me to leave because I was creeping the customers out.

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  8. Queen Victoria sure didn't age well later in life.

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  9. I don't blame him, Queen Vic is the sexiest monarch going around!

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    1. Although Carrie Fisher looks closer to Queen Victoria now. Without that whole being dead part.

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  10. What can I say, nothing because nothing comes to mind so I will say nothing

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    1. Mrs. Penwasser wishes I had the same philosophy.

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  11. Poor Hilary. Even Bill Cosby wouldn't look her way.

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    1. That gives me an idea....oh, wait, just the thought makes me ill.

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  12. Now that's starting off the new year with a bang! You've even captured the perfect expression on Hillary's face! Absolutely hilarious!

    Julie

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    1. Like I told Cherdo below, the Hillary picture following the Bill picture always makes me laugh.

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  13. The Bill and Hillary pictures need to be a poster. Her picture is priceless. Why she never left that guy, I'll never know!

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    1. I've used both of those pictures in concert on Facebook numerous times. They never fail to crack me up.

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