Thursday, January 29, 2015

Captain Caption LVII

"Oh, hell, Jesse, don't sweat it.  No way we go to North Korea!
I don't care what they called Barry.
Seriously, those crazy slant-eyed ni**ers will totally eff us up.
Better we should scare the batcrap out of Whitey
and burn down Vietnamese liquor stores."


30 comments:

  1. "tomorrow we can talk about our failed presidential campaigns".

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    1. "As long as you send me a check for $10,000."

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  2. Every time something insane comes out of North Korea I wonder why no one has decided to do something about it. Realistically though I'd rather avoid another war really. Plus North Korea are legit insane and have nuclear dreams. There's no telling what they'd do.

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    1. The beautiful thing about North Korea is it helps the rest of us because, by comparison, we are the picture of mental health.
      But, you're right. They're nuts with nukes.

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    1. The Reverend Al will be sending you a bill. Each chuckle will cost you $1,000. Brother's gotta eat, you know. Better than having a REAL job.

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  4. Plus don't forget the hacking, the dirty laundry will be off to more than the cleaners

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    1. Part of those revelations are actually pretty funny.

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  5. That man is a menace to society. And his hair looks really stupid.

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    1. He's lost a ton of weight, though. I cheer his progress. Maybe he'll eventually lose enough weight that he just disappears.

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  6. I guess I've been away too long. I don't even know who this is.

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    1. That's actually a good thing. He's the "Reverend" Al Sharpton: race-baiter and tax-dodger extraordinaire. He'd make the Reverend Martin Luther King, Jr. puke.

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  7. I can't help thinking about Reverend Al's role in the Tawana Brawley (Sp?) hoax. All is still chasing ambulances.

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    1. I just can't help wondering how he makes a living. Oh, I get it. Shaking down people.

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  8. If Rodman can fit in in NK, I see no reason why Al and Jesse couldn't. Same color, make as much sense...

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    1. But, I don't think Al ever took a picture of himself in a wedding dress. Kim digs that sorta stuff, I suppose.

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  9. Either Reverend Al has shrunk, or his phone is growing.

    Julie

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    1. No, the puke has lost a lot of weight. Even his hair is smaller.

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  10. I admit it: I have no idea what that means. I don't know if I'm stupid or fortunate.

    Love,
    Janie

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    1. Fortunate.
      There was some kerfluffle over perceived racism over 'The Interview' nonsense. I'm trying to point out that Sharpton and Jackson think nothing of lecturing others on their racist views. However, they shy away from people who may have a tendency to smack them upside the head. Like I said, a little dated, but that's what you get when you put something on "Delayed Post.".

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    2. I remember Sharpton doing some really stupid stuff in the past. I don't know about recent shenanigans.

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    3. He's the Energizer Bunny of rabble rousing.

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  11. "Like I said, Jesse, it's a good thing a man wid a small haiku, or is it IQ? ain't have a small other part. You know what I'm sayin'?"
    PS All I know is that he's stupid.

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    1. Sharpton cries "RACIST!"
      All the people will freak out.
      Oh no! Godzilla!

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    2. Yes, yes, I know that Godzilla has nothing to do with Al.
      I just like using Godzilla in a haiku.

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  12. They kinda do look alike.

    Godzilla and Sharpton.
    Sharpton and Godzilla.
    Two peas
    One pod
    Oh sh*t!

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