Thursday, January 22, 2015

Captain Caption LVI

"We will now start the bidding with a collection of the Ayatollah Khomeini's underwear.  Can I hear three goats?  C'mon, people,
 these were never washed!  Three goats...three goats...FOUR!
  Four goats...four goats...four goats...going once, going twice...
SOLD to the gentleman from North Korea!
And we thank you for your business.
You may pick up your complimentary ballistic missile
 on your way out.
Oh, where are my manners?  Death to America!"

23 comments:

  1. North Korea? Surprised he didn't offer four people instead of goats.

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    1. Kim was done with them after making a "Goat Porno."

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  2. Four whole goats? I don't even have one. I guess I need to invest in goats.

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    1. When the dollar/pound go into the crapper, we'd all be wishing we had goats.

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  3. They won't let me keep goats. What's the point of owning a house now if I can't have goats!?!

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  4. Damn, I never knew goats had such value. Just found my way to get rich

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    1. You can shear them, you can eat them, you can use their milk, and in some corners of ISIS, they can be your own personal love slaves.

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  5. We have an old goat at our house---ME!

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  6. Never washed? I wonder if Khamenei kept the tradition?

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  7. "Sir, your burkha's ready at the laundromat..."

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    1. Sir? Ma'am? What the hell are you, anyway?

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  8. "How much can I get for this Sketch I made of former President Bush?"

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  10. Sounds like a reasonable trade, but I would've insisted on having the tighty whities tested first. Maybe I'm just too particular when it comes to purchasing pre-owned poopy pants.

    Julie

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    1. Hey, the 21st Century can be rough on some folks.

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  11. "And...Taadaa! The paper was in my beard the whole time! Now look at it. Look at it! It has your drawing on it. Applaud me."

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    1. "And you're the winner of today's Fatwa! Let's all give it up for the poor SOB!"

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    2. Where is your blog nowadays? I know you have some stuff out there.

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