Set a spell, take your shoes off, ya'll come back now, ya hear?
Thursday, January 22, 2015
Captain Caption LVI
"We will now start the bidding with a collection of the Ayatollah Khomeini's underwear. Can I hear three goats? C'mon, people, these were never washed! Three goats...three goats...FOUR! Four goats...four goats...four goats...going once, going twice... SOLD to the gentleman from North Korea! And we thank you for your business. You may pick up your complimentary ballistic missile on your way out. Oh, where are my manners? Death to America!"