Thursday, January 15, 2015

Captain Caption LV


Inspired by my best friend, Tom Spagnoula....


"No, I have no idea how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop.
I think you have me confused for someone else.

"You got that right.
By the way...three."

30 comments:

  1. A one, a two, a three!
    I remember that commercial a little too well. I wonder if I watched too much television as a kid? Nah!

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    1. Those were during Saturday morning cartoons, so NO WAY you can ever get too much.

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  2. Whoa, my mind has been blown. I don't think I'll be able to look at McConnell the same ever again. Also, for whatever reason, I can't comment using my new moniker. I think your comment thing is not friendly to non-Google handles.

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    1. I know, right? That's the first thing I thought when Spags called McConnell an "owl-faced rat bastard."
      Hmm...owls and rats...makes me think....
      I think I'll need to add you to my Google Circles.
      Google Circles....sounds like a Druid thing.

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    2. I've added you to my circles, but I don't see any new posts. How can I find you you (well, if THAT doesn't sound like a stalker thing)?

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  3. The amount of people who look like owls is surprisingly high. I'm not saying that our ancestors had sex with owls, but I think they did.

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  4. Mark nailed it with his comment. Oh, yuck. How many licks would that take? Oh, yuck. Sorry.

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    1. Plus, think of all those feathers caught in your mouth.

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    2. I know. Last time I tried it, I had seven feathers between my teeth.

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  5. I like owls. I do find the fact that this man has been lumped in with them disturbing. But, I guess both do prey on others so it may be apt.

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    1. Yeah, but owls eat mice and we eat cheeseburgers.

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    2. Did you kill that cow? Are you sure what's in that burger?

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  6. The underdog candidates, McConnell/Boehner 2016

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    1. Neither bird, nor plane, nor even frogs, it's just McConnell and Boehner, the underdogs.

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  7. Give him the hat and he'll be able to make some extra dough as a celebrity impersonator, if a cartoon counts as a celebrity

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  8. I think Mitch looks more like a turtle than an owl.

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    1. Then I think they should flip him over on his shell so he can't do anything.

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  9. I think the owl looks more like George Will...

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    1. Huh, once again, you make a good point.

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  10. Do people still buy Tootsie Rolls - horrible things

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    1. I'm not sure, but my dog has left quite a few tootsie rolls in the backyard.

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    2. Well if they are for free that is a different matter....

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    3. And easy. Just add Kibble and water. Then wait.

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  11. The resemblance is undeniable, but the owl's tongue is a whole lot more versatile. I bet it gets laid more often too.

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    1. But, it poops through feathers and eats mice. So.....

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    1. Not really. But...the good news is that you inspired an explanation today. So you have that going for you. Which is nice.

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