Monday, June 30, 2014

Well, It's the Last Day of June

    Even though I promised to return the last week of June, I haven't reopened Penwasser Place yet (far too many pictures of Chaz Bono, Richard Simmons, and Anthony Weiner to sift through).  

    Instead, I'm going to spend the afternoon reading your blogs in an effort to ease myself back into "bidness."  

    So, the good news is that you'll probably see a comment from me on your blog.  
   The bad news is that I won't write anything new here until tomorrow.
    Come to think of it, that may be good news, too.
    See you tomorrow!

To tide you over, how 'bout a man humping a fish?

Thursday, June 12, 2014

Captain Caption XXXVI

"An infidel,  a monkey,  and a goat walk into a bar.  When they get 
inside, they're told that alcohol is expressly forbidden under sharia law.   So the owner beheads the infidel, eats the monkey, and marries
 the goat.  Hey, you've been a great audience.  Now let's get on with
 the stoning."

NOTE:  Penwasser Place will re-open the last week of June.  So, you've got that going for you.