|"Huh...'Just For Men.' That sounds legit."|
The long awaited story of my first nine months in the Navy is finished and is ready to be ignored by millions at Create Space.
NOTE: I have no idea who was "long awaiting" this thing.
Titled It's Not Just A Job (I gotta think that was obvious by the picture above), it's the culmination of over a year of work and finding an excuse to lay around and drink. For those who read the first bit of this book over at my other blog (which has since shut down), you'll recognize quite a bit.
I've updated it a bit, though, so what you read last year will more than likely be a little different. But, it remains the true story of my first nine months in the Navy when I went by Ken Lynch (which-surprise!-I still do).
|"This also should be obvious."|
|Long before this happened, though|
For instance, I still have yet to receive any royalties from Shag Carpet Toilet, despite it being
|"Yeah, seriously, what's up with that? |
I have a girl falling face-first into elephant poop.
Let's see that Navy book top that."
|But, I would like to be able to keep paying for my therapy.|
So, if you'd like to laugh and keep paying for my therapy, you could do a whole lot worse than buy It's Not Just A Job. You could live with me.
It's available right now at https://www.createspace.com/5157814
Or, if you prefer, you can download the Kindle version. Just go to Amazon and type in It's Not Just A Job.
|"Do I need to say anything?"|
There will also be very little sex in the sequels, because this, after all, is about my experiences in the Navy.
|Which is kind of hard to believe, considering I was such a hunk.|
|"Ya know, I'd really order a copy, |
but Barack told me to keep an eye out for Santa.
And I can't read."