Set a spell, take your shoes off, ya'll come back now, ya hear?
He could be beheaded for sleeping...
Or for impersonating someone from Duck Dynasty.
He's not sleeping, he's dreaming of having serious friends who talked about the things he wanted to talk about.
He's dreaming...."For ONCE, I'd LOVE a real BLT!"
He's dreaming of the 99 virgins and all the things he can no longer do to, er, with them.
"You put red suit on. Go into chimneys. Get free cookies."
Behead all the infidels while they sleep.
He looks like a kid getting scolded."Sorry... I promise I won't make fun of your cute, checkered head scarf again"
I actually think he's being told that "Just For Men" gets rid of gray in beards, too.
It's weekend at Bernies 3, the bearded edition.
Weekend at Ahmed's-This Time We're Going After the Jews
"I don't know why the Gillette Company rejected us for their commercials."
Because they no longer offer dual-use straight razors.
"I got the idea from the American movie, 'Weekend at Bernies'...keep talking to him."
"And the good part is that when he starts to stink, nobody will be able to tell the difference."
Nothing says the holidays like poking fun at jihadis.
"You won't have the longest beard when you wake up, motherfucker".
"And you'll have 'Bugger Me' on your forehead. Hmm...on second thought, you'll probably dig that."
"Pay attention. You're the ones who started this by letting your wives drive a car.
And show their faces in public.