Thursday, December 4, 2014

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"Seriously...pull my finger.
Hey!  HEY!!  Are you effin' ASLEEP!!??"

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    1. Or for impersonating someone from Duck Dynasty.

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  2. He's not sleeping, he's dreaming of having serious friends who talked about the things he wanted to talk about.

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    1. He's dreaming...."For ONCE, I'd LOVE a real BLT!"

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    2. He's dreaming of the 99 virgins and all the things he can no longer do to, er, with them.

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  3. "You put red suit on. Go into chimneys. Get free cookies."

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    1. Behead all the infidels while they sleep.

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  4. He looks like a kid getting scolded.

    "Sorry... I promise I won't make fun of your cute, checkered head scarf again"

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    1. I actually think he's being told that "Just For Men" gets rid of gray in beards, too.

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  5. It's weekend at Bernies 3, the bearded edition.

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    1. Weekend at Ahmed's-This Time We're Going After the Jews

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  6. "I don't know why the Gillette Company rejected us for their commercials."

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    1. Because they no longer offer dual-use straight razors.

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  7. "I got the idea from the American movie, 'Weekend at Bernies'...keep talking to him."

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    1. "And the good part is that when he starts to stink, nobody will be able to tell the difference."

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    1. Nothing says the holidays like poking fun at jihadis.

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  9. "You won't have the longest beard when you wake up, motherfucker".

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    1. "And you'll have 'Bugger Me' on your forehead. Hmm...on second thought, you'll probably dig that."

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  10. "Pay attention. You're the ones who started this by letting your wives drive a car.

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