Monday, November 10, 2014

It's Just Sad

"I'm tellin' ya, Jack, it's a frikkin' shame.  Here it is, only ten days after Halloween and they already have Santa in the mall.  You?  Oh yeah, well, you they're gonna make a big-ass pie out of in a couple weeks."

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    1. I don't know, left over Jack-o-lanterns taste awful.

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    2. That's what those damn Jacks would have you believe.

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  2. Or a latte. What's sadder is that in some places Christmas stuff was up BEFORE Hallowe'en and then they took out down temporarily. Except the candy. They just mixed Christmas and Hallowe'en candy.

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    1. Candy is candy, after all.
      Ummmm.....candy.......

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  3. Yep, sadly true! But funny as heck!

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    1. You wouldn't believe the fun I've had with my skeleton!
      Then again, maybe you would.

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  4. I guess being fat and jolly has its perks. Short and stout gets you eaten. Hmmm sounded better in my head.

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  5. And the pumpkin could counter: "Yeah, and you're going to the dogs, one bone at a time."

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    1. So, THAT'S why my dog, Pal, keeps licking his chops.

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  6. Yep. That's exactly what they'd say!

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  7. " I don't think so, Bones. I don't have the guts for it anymore."

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  8. You think it's crazy there, eh? Well over here in lil' ol' England, they are still setting off fireworks. Yep, Guy Fawkes was quite the dude. Christmas stuff was in the shops in August. I kid thee not....

    Gary

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    1. Good grief! People are still wearing bathing suits!

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    1. And I haven't started my Kwanzaa shopping yet!

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  10. Encouraging words for the pumpkin.

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    1. Being a pie is probably more dignified than having a spooky face carved in you.

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  11. 'Looks like we've both been here too long.'

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