Thursday, November 20, 2014

Captain Caption LVIII

"Hey, it's no Fifty Shades of Grey, but it is called Love Ball."

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  1. If it's about Lucille Ball, being similar to Fifty Shades would be disturbing...

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    1. We'd have to ask Desi. Oops, he's dead, too.

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  2. I think Fifty Shades has a few love balls doesn't it?

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    1. I just know that, when I saw it (face-down, thankfully) on a colleague's desk and flipped it open, the first word I saw was 'nipple.' I wasn't looking any further. So, there may have been.

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  3. Ah one never truly knows what can be picked up between the lines of 50 Shades, but Love Ball would be truly artful and memorable, I can only imagine.

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    1. A Love Ball? I never get invited to all the cool parties.

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  4. Did the S get cut off at the end? That might explain it.

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    1. Probably shouldn't have tried to operate that weed-whacker without his pants on.

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  5. I have my own personal love ball. It's in the closet and I take it out when my wife is out of town. But at my age, it's getting harder and harder to inflate.

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    1. I have one of those, too. But, it always says it has a headache.

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  6. Something tells me "love ball" has nothing to do with love, no matter how many shades of color it is. :)

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  7. Is this a self help book for recovering lesbians?

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    1. If it was, I'd be pretty hacked off that nobody asked me to autograph it.

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  8. Is that Bruce Jenner?
    Is a love ball a male version of a vibrator? Does it come with batteries? Does it come at all?
    Is it illustrated?
    Are there step-by-step instructions on how to love ball?
    Oy, I have so many questions, Al.

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    1. I think they're Ben Wa balls. Please feel free to Google.

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  9. I think Robyn's right. She does look like Bruce Jenner, but I think it's about a misguided matzo ball who can't stay afloat.

    Julie

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    1. Bruce DOES look a little...altered. Then again, he does live with a bunch of Kardashians. That would HAVE to seriously EFF you up.

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  10. I'll wait for the movie version


    or not


    Makes me wonder how well the Fifty Shades movie will turn out. Is the hype over?

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    1. Well, since the lead roles will be played by Danny DeVito and Rosie O'Donnell, I don't think it would be that popular.

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  11. Who is that woman (if woman she be)? She looks as if she's eaten a few love balls.

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    1. Or she's sporting a pair of love balls.
      "Well, you have to admit, Basil, she's a bit mannish."

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  12. What's really perplexing is that it doesn't appear to be a book, but a periodical. Is it monthly? How many issues of Love Ball are there? Enough to have a Love Ball? It sounds like a classier name for an orgy. If that's the case is it all about the orgy lifestyle? Tips, proper lube supplies, etiquette, what to do about the creepy guy who came alone and has a staring problem. Now that I think about it, there's more content for an orgy magazine than I have to imagine there is for Cigar Aficionado.
    I may have thought about this too much.

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    1. It probably comes once a month.
      Ooh, I made a funny.

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  13. Love Ball is a game you play if you don't have access to a Love Shack.

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  14. Hi human, Al,

    Looks like Ted Nugent got a haircut.

    Pawsitive wishes,

    Penny!

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    1. And ditched his cammies and bow and arrow.

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  15. I am without words on this one. Yikes.

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    1. That's okay. The book probably has pictures.

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  16. I'm laughing so hard at Stephen H. and your comments so what is there left to say?

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    1. I just thought a little sophomoric humor would help, given all the depressing news out there.
      Sophomoric. It's what I do.

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