Thursday, November 13, 2014

Captain Caption LVII

"And then the handsome prince Hamsa married the infidel
 Cinderella because the shoe fit.  But, he had to have her
 beheaded because the slut went to the ball without three
 male chaperones.  And she was a Jew.
And they lived happily ever after.
The End.
Now what do we say after story time?
That's right, Death to America!"

33 comments:

  1. There are actually, as far as I know, some pretty interesting stories in the quran much like with any holy book. I've not read it myself so I can't really comment.

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    1. There was an awful lot of smiting and cutting one's hands off in the Bible, too. Although...not a whole lot of smiting a la Leviticus going on in the world today on television. Big difference.

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    2. Most people don't realize that the Quran is basically The Bible with an alternative telling. Kind of like Greek-Roman mythology. Almost every character is in there, even Jesus.

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  2. Which one is not like the other?

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    1. Well, one has an automatic. The other has a semi-automatic. That could be.

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    1. Her original name was Cinderellastein.
      Yeah, huh?

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  4. I always wonder how they don't sweat to death in that climate.

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    1. I've actually read that that clothing keeps you cool. The dudes all smell like goats, though.

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  5. I'd laugh at this, but I'm sure it would leave an unpleasant taste in my mouth.

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    1. Comedy doesn't taste funny. Unless you eat a clown.

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    2. Now I wish I'd had a KrustyBurger...

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    3. I was hoping someone would pick up on that!

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  6. The Bible has some lovely verses and stories, but it also has extreme violence. It bothers me that people pick and choose which verses they want to obey. Many are big on the Bible being against homosexuality, but they ignore the verse that says to kill your children if they're disobedient. I like your caption. Death to America, indeed.

    Love,
    Janie

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    1. But, my point is, while there ARE some terribly heinous parts in the Bible and that there ARE Christian psychos (as much as Islamic, Buddhist, or pagan psychos) out there, there isn't a group of Baptists stoning homosexuals or trying to take out vast swathes of Alabama.
      True, there are bombings of abortion clinics so violence is not always religion-specific.
      FULL DISCLOSURE: I was born and raised a Catholic, but I'm not a fundamentalist nut. I believe in letting people live how they want to live. Just don't cut people's heads off. That is so 7th century. If nothing else, what would happen to the ballcap industry?

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  7. Thanks for the heads up with this one.

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  8. Are you sure they're not reading Shag Carpet Toilet? I knew there were some subliminal messages in it!

    BTW, I wrote a five star review of it on Amazon over the weekend. It was even more fun reading the paperback version! Hey, if you had an audio copy than your friends wouldn't have to put their rifles down while they listened.

    Julie

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    1. Hmmm.....you've given me an idea.....

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    2. An audio copy...hmmm...that sounds intriguing. I'd be up for that (imagine the voices I could do). Wonder how I could go about that?

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  9. Poor kid looks traumatized. How can he not be?

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    1. THEY aren't the Trappe Family Singers!!!

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    1. I bet they let them play with knifes.
      But, you can bet BLTs aren't served for lunch.

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  11. Al, did you see the "Anonymous" post on my blog before I put the smack down on it? It was a boycott of American women, complete with a list of every stinkin' thing that was wrong with them (lucky me).

    I'm thinking the guy in the red scarf posted it.

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    1. Anonymous people are often cowards. I'm going to check it out. I'll be back...

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    2. It's been going around again... it does every 10 months or so. Some jerkwad originally from Australia on the run from child molesting charges, who blames his ex-wife (and thus all women) for all his problems. Writes under three or four pseudonyms to make it look like he has a fan base. I've jousted with the retard many times.

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    3. I thought that sounded familiar from something on your blog. Cherdo: where was it? I couldn't find it.

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    4. I found this idiot on Manzanita's "Wanna Buy a Duck" blog. Yep, Chris, it's the same moron.

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    5. I put it in the spam folder. I'll delete a brother...ha ha. Actually, I have a policy of never deleting a real comment, but that was just junk that had nothing to do with the post or Flipside.

      And once again...I do what I want!

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  12. Tomorrow, we'll read the story of The Three Little American Pigs.

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