Set a spell, take your shoes off, ya'll come back now, ya hear?
Just don't bomb the fast food joints, or we won't get any of those BLTs.
I will only go to those which offer bacon or pork-related products. I figure they'll be left alone.Even SaladWorks.They have bacon bits, you know.
I couldn't imagine a BLT without bacon. Or mayo for that matter. Life just wouldn't be the same and, some would argue, not worth living.
A Turkey Club Sandwich.....toss in a couple beers and you've got heaven right there.
A BLT without bacon is my favorite sandwich ever!!
Oh, ya gotta have bacon.And pants that stretch.
Is that an ISIS recruitment thing? I thought since the guy was wearing fatigues it was a legitimate military thing. I guess it's like when I go to Walmart, not everyone wearing fatigues is or was in the military.
I think it is...it must be. I have so many pictures (I'm sure you can imagine) that I sometimes lose track. Probably not a Tupperware Party, though.I still have my fatigues. I only wear them when I wage war on the leaves, though.
That bald guy in the right corner looks extremely pissed off that he won'tt be getting his bacon lol
And the kid sitting right in front of him is thinking, "Shit! I thought this was a FOOTBALL Pep Rally!"
You know, If they formed a plan to rid America of bacon, many would find it may not be worth living at all...
Think of the children!NOTE: The proprietor of 'Penwasser Place' realizes that the above comment makes no sense.
I don't mind giving up bacon out of respect for Moslem traditions when I'm in the Middle East, just so long as a get my morning ham and eggs.
Hey, I saw what you did there. Nice.
Well played, Mr. Chatterbox.
I heard about those guys trying to get those girls from Colorado to be their wives. And yet I struggled to get girls to go out with me in high school. And there was no international travel involved or marriage there either
Tell me about it. I should've strapped a bomb belt around my waist when I asked Gail to the Prom. Girls like bad boys, I suppose.
"That smell.... Allah Akbar! Who ate Taco Bell?"
"Run to the border!"
I won't give up my right to bacon.Love,Janie
I think it was in the original Bill of Rights. Until Congressman Abram al-Fuqedup from New York got all preachy.
And then, we vote on whether to let Fred and Barney join the Water Buffalos.
They need the dues.
Now that I realize they are coming for our bacon, I'm looking at the whole ISIS thing differently. Having hid the bacon my Hubzam brought home, I'm double wrapping the lettuce and tomato. Zealots! Can't trust them in the lunchroom.
They take our bacon, that means war.
I was talking to my new middle eastern doctor the other day, during a physical exam. He asked me about my regular diet. When I mentioned bacon, he said, "Bacon? Don't you know that pigs eat their own shit?" I told him that it was obvious that he'd never eaten Costco's Maple bacon...