Thursday, October 23, 2014

Captain Caption LIV

"Guys?  Hey, guys?  Are we going to be able to take off on time?
  I got this sweet three day all-inclusive trip to Disney World for
the family and I don...uh...this isn't the plane to Orlando, is it?
Uh, oh."

34 comments:

  1. He gets to go to a very special theme park now.

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    1. Adventure Land, Fantasy Land, Tomorrow Land, Blood Shooting From Your Eyes Land....

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  2. As well as there being one random person outside of a suit, I'm wondering why there's one in yellow. Is he the captain or something? Is this a new sport I don't know about?

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    1. He carries the piss bucket.
      Someone's gotta do it.

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    1. I think the Moon has closed its borders.

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  4. "Does this hazmat suit make me look fat? Be honest. I knew it. Why couldn't I get one of the white ones? I told you I look better in white, but no, you give me the yellow. I hate you guys. I cut a hole in your suit."

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    1. I thought yellow was the new black.
      NOTE: I have no idea what that means.

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  5. I think he just wants his coat that he left on the plane.

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    1. Or that little bag of nuts he didn't finish.

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  6. I'm mystified by Clipboard Man and the guy in yellow.

    Love,
    Janie

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    1. Yellow Man is being told he's on the NEXT plane.

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  7. nobody likes anyone who shows up under-dressed to an event.

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    1. Hazmat suits are perfectly acceptable after Labor Day.

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  8. Maybe he doesn't want to follow big bird onto the plane. Alone with big bird could lead to many violations.

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  9. A don't recall the Ebola ward on the It's a Small, Small World ride.

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    1. They had recent renovations. Good news? No lines.

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  10. I had heard they were bringing in a new attraction to Disney. I'm so glad we got the first glimpse!

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    1. I think the new one is called, "Barbary Pirates of the Caribbean...starring ISIS!"

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  11. Goshdarnit, my card told me my miles would get me on a GOOD flight...

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    1. That's what you get when you get an airline which offers free checked luggage.

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  12. Of course, one dude isn't even wearing a biohazard suit...because everyone knows, nothing bad can happen. It's just a little Ebola, that's all. Kiss him on the forehead, so he won't be scared...

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    1. As long as he gets a chance to fill out a questionnaire, he'll be good to go.

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  13. Trailer to the new movie: Big Bird Takes Flight With the Ghost Busters.
    Sound track: One of these things is not like the others.
    Coming soon to a theater near you.

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    1. Starring Oscar the Grouch as your flight attendant.
      "I said NO GD peanuts!"

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  15. "Okay Mr Heisenberg, your new sky-lab is ready."

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  16. All good captions, but yours is a classic! That is why you are "Captain Caption."

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  17. This makes getting car sick sound a whole lot better.

    Julie

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    1. It takes a lot longer to get anywhere, but I'd much rather drive. The friendly skies aren't so friendly much, anymore.

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