Thursday, October 9, 2014

Captain Caption LII

"Okay, so I'll have to wear outrageously skimpy
costumes and be a washed-up skank.  But, being a Cher
 impersonator has just gotta be better than running Argentina."



"Did I hear someone say 'washed-up skank'?"

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  1. Well if that's not a turn-off first thing in the morning...

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    1. Kinda puts you off your corn flakes, doesn't it?

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    2. I dunno. She has that whole Gollum vibe goin' on there.

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  2. Obligatory "Don't cry for me Argentina" comment. Running Argentina doesn't sound that bad. I'm not sure how in demand Christina impersonators are these days.

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    1. The President of Argentina: I'd do here.
      The Material Girl: I'd abuse myself and call it even.

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  3. "If you think my speeches are dry and cliched, you should see my dusty mudflaps...my vagina, I'm talking about my vagina."

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    1. You could lose a bus in that thang.
      Oh...my...I just skeeved myself out.

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  4. Being a washed-up skank is a tough job
    but someone has to do it.

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    1. Ya know, you bring up an interesting philosophical point. If there were no such things as washed-up skanks, how would we know one when we saw one?

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  5. Is it weird that her arms remind me of Groot?

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    1. What a comedown for the Material Girl. 30 years ago, she would have reminded you of that Zoe Saldana character.

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  6. She's at least now a senior citizen

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    1. She can at least get a Senior Citizen discount at Bob Evans.
      I should know because Bob Evans gave me 10% off my meal.
      It's not Red Robin yum, but...10% is 10%.

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  7. Wow those arms, maybe they need some plastic surgery too lol

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    1. Or, like I told Mrs. E. below, a long-sleeve shirt.

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  8. With those toned arms she could beat the crap out of me!

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    1. I looked again. Good grief, that scares me.

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  9. I don't know what's going on. Is that Madonna in the second photo? Madonna and I are the same age. I am definitely a washed-up skank.

    Love,
    Janie

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    1. Yep, that's Madonna. That means you and I are the same age. We were also born the same year as Michael Jackson.
      I think we're doing okay.

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    2. Well, we're ahead of Michael Jackson. We're still alive. I don't know if I'm ahead of or behind Madonna because I've never published a book with pictures of naked me. Maybe I will. It could be quite comedic.

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    3. I think Jamie Leigh Curtis was born the same year as you and I, as well. She looked hot in 'Halloween' and 'Trading Places.' Now? Not so much. Oh, who am I kidding? I'd do her.
      Well, that was terribly misogynistic of me.

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  10. You would think out of all those fitness trainers she has paid for, one of them had to have told her to moisturize and drink lots of water. A little bit of lotion everyday will take you a long way.

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    1. Or at least put on a shirt with long sleeves.

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  11. Is that Madonna or did you re-post the skeleton - the one who's marital status I asked about? If the latter, never mind. I'm no longer interested. If the former, I never was. Well, she was hot when she started singing about her virginity.

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    1. I have to admit, I used to think she was hot. Buttttt.......that was a very long time ago.

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  12. Madonna's arms don't go with the rest of her body. I think Robyn's right about the skeleton. It looks like she broke her Barbie Doll limbs, and had to replace them with an old Skeletor action figure. Yikes!

    On another note, thank you so much for the wonderful review. Sorry I didn't see it earlier. I especially enjoyed your headline about "Cats!"

    Julie

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    1. I've been saying that "Cats" line ever since I had brown hair.
      In other words, a very long time.

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  13. Those can't be her real arms…can they? If so, I'm glad I don't work out. That is too creepy looking.


    Elsie

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    1. As far as I know, yes. But, in the name of all that's holy, I hope someone photoshopped some Halloween arms on her.

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  14. After that picture of Madonna's arms made headlines, she may have seen it as a wake-up call. I don't know if she stopped working out like a maniac, but she at least covers her arms when she's out in public now, from what I've seen. She's REALLY showing her age, though. And she had braces recently? Why would someone get braces AFTER they've spent 20 years being in the public eye and finally are pretty much invisible?

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    1. To be fair, she does look better now. But...she's still washed up.

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    1. I don't know about you, but it made me feel better about myself.

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