|No arms. No legs. No penis.|
A full bladder.
One angry bird.
NOTE: I normally like to post "Captain Captions" on Thursdays. Why? Because that's the way I roll. And I'm insane. But, I apparently made a
mistake and did not put this on "delayed post" when I wrote it. I also
forgot to put on pants when I went to the store to pick up the newspaper. Anyway, since the "angry bird" is out of the [bird]house, I'll leave it. But,
that means no "Captain Caption" this Thursday. I know. I'll hardly know
what to do with myself, too.
P.S. I have a court appearance scheduled two weeks from today because, in addition to not
getting served at Wawa for not wearing a shirt or trousers, they also call the cops.