Sunday, September 28, 2014

Toaster Strudel, Ja?

    I know.  

   That creepy little German kid just popping up in peoples' kitchens really weirds me out, too.
    
"You vil be liking ze toaster strudel pastries, ja?
Und you vil shmile.  Or, ve zhall shoot zis puppy."

    
But, hey, it could be worse.

Yeah, that's what I thought.


    So, whaddya say?  Let's crank up the toaster.


Sociological Observation:  Not for nothin', but that kid would sooooo get his ass kicked in an American Middle School.  Ja.

31 comments:

  1. Oh yeah, that lil huffbrau would definitely be the fulcrum of all bullying. He's so creepy, it's like Children of the Corn with a German twist (so much more sinister).

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    1. Every time I see that commercial it skeeves me out.

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  2. lmao he's like a creepy little robot or something

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    1. That's exactly what he looks like in the commercials.

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  3. The kind of kid you don't allow your Swiss Miss to date...

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    1. All kidding aside, I really loathe that commercial. Another one I hate is that Progressive Box one. Makes me wish they'd keep using Flo, instead.

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  5. This kid looks like a Nazi pedophile's wet dream.

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    1. "Excusen me, could you helping me find der losten shtrudel box, schatzi?"

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    1. So what you're saying is the commercials are bogus?
      Thought so.
      I'll stick with Raisin Bran (aka "Nature's Broom").

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  7. A sleazy little shit - if you ask me!

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    1. You should see the reprehensible experiments he conducted on the Pillsbury Dough Boy.

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  8. Creepy and yet he still appears on the TV set. Can you imagine the wedgy he would get with those liederhosen?? They would hang him from the beams in the gym! Little freak! Ja!

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    1. I think "creepy" is sometimes REQUIRED to get on TV.
      Works for Richard Simmons.

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    1. Well, the leider hosen is a match. But, I don't see any Nazis behind him. So...probably not.

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    2. Al, I don't even know what that means, but I'm cracking up. Thank you!

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  10. His Mutter might give him a chance if she put a baseball cap on that noggin instead of the little blue hat.

    I hide in the attic when he is on screen. Shhhhh.

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    1. And then she sends him off to school.
      Child abuse, if ya ax me.

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  11. I stared into his eyes and it made be want to invade Poland and have sex with Eva Braun. That kid is dangerous!

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    1. Whenever I listen to Wagner, I want to invade eastern Europe, so I can totally get it.

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  12. Creepy little German is also probably a dopplegander.or ganger or whatever it is.

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  13. He could be Chucky's Austrian cousin. Notice how he's never shown from behind?

    Julie

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  14. I'm with you, the kid is just creepy. But, not as creepy as the Old Spice robot guy. Gah!

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  15. I've missed that one! But I'm not much of a breakfast person. He's on toaster strudels, I gather from the other comments? I haven't even allowed myself to eat a pop tart in so long it's ridiculous. I think I was in my 20s the last time! Always on a diet.

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  16. Oh yeah! As creepy as they come! I wonder what marketing genius came up with idea.

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