Monday, September 1, 2014

Now On Sale at Walmart

Which, I think, is kinda appropriate.


But, seriously, I think I could do this on my own.
And wouldn't need to spend $7.96 to do it.


It smells much better, though.  
That has to count for something.

31 comments:

  1. I think if you were that committed to the idea of putting poop on someone's things you'd be alright using your own poop. I do remember fake dog poop being quite a popular prank. I guess it was only a matter of time before we moved up the food chain. What I want to know is; how flammable is it? It's hard to aim into a bag, but the old bag of burning poop is a classic.

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    1. My point is that I don't have to pay to make my own.

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  2. lmao hmm Walmart may be missing out on a big seller there, it's shoppers can't use their own as it gets all squishy in their pants, they need the fully formed stuff.

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  3. Besides the real thing is more eco-friendly. Save the earth!

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    1. Yeah, let's see how well this stuff does in your garden!

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    1. Especially since, down the next aisle, was a doll which has its own little toilet.

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  5. Just buy a tootsie roll and then when you tired of playing you can eat it.

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    1. Makes me think of Bill Murray in 'Caddyshack.'

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    2. I was actually thinking the same thing. :)

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  6. Okay… I laughed out loud (LOL for those that can't figure out what I've said) and my wee dog looked up rather annoyed that I'd woken her from what I can only imagine was a really good poo dream… she's been farting up a storm - I think sharing my vanilla Haagen Dazs ice cream could be at fault. And then… this post shows up - like how coincidental… ya think! :P

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    1. Just when you thought you'd seen everything right?

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  7. There seems to be some kind of poo-making gun in the package. I doubt you could match its rate of fire, but a contest might be interesting. I predict the flies would all be on your side.

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    1. It'd be like John Henry against a locomotive.

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  8. I'm trying to think of a use for this. The only purpose I can think of is if the Doctor needs a stool sample. But do you think he might catch onto the fact that it's not real feces?

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    1. He may want to write a prescription:
      "Patient makes Play-Doh."

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  9. Penwusser, you need to visit Cherdo. She's hilarious, and she featured this very product recently. The two of you will be a match made in poodom. Please tell her I sent you. Or maybe we should keep my involvement a secret.
    http://www.cherdoontheflipside.com/2014/09/happy-labor-day-critters.html

    Love,
    Janie

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  10. What in the name of all that is holy and sacred LOL

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    1. It's...holy shit.
      Well, now, that was probably predictable.

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  11. I can make my own poo perfectly well on my own, thank you very much!

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    1. Plus, mine comes with extra stuff.
      Depending on what I had to eat the night before.

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  12. I already make my own poo, really who is going to make it for me it is in my body and comes out my bum so I am sure I am the one making it

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  13. Finally a gift for the guy or gal who has everything! Though I could see a lazy dog also finding it appealing.

    Julie

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    1. "What'd you get for your birthday?"
      "Shit."
      "No, really."

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  14. I wonder who the person was that approved this marketing concept?

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