Thursday, September 25, 2014

Captain Caption XLXIX


From June 23, 2012:  the very FIRST Facebook Funnies!

Since last week was the 100th Facebook Funnies/Captain Caption, I thought it would be appropriate to repost the one which got the whole thing started.

Okay, it's because I didn't write anything new this week.  I really oughta keep up with this stuff.  But, I've been so busy writing my book and surfing for porn, that it can sometimes be a trial.

In any event if you've seen this, my apologies.   Please consider visiting some of my followers, many of whom know how to psell.

If you haven't, then it's new to you.  In which case, I probably shouldn't have told you it's a repost.

Ohhhhh....eff!

"Ya know, if that whole Supreme Court thing doesn't work out for you, you may want to consider washing your face, taking the dress off, and see if you can get your job back playing 'Doug' on the King of Queens."


In case you don't know, this is a picture of Elena Kagan who, in August, 2010, became the 112th justice of the U.S. Supreme Court. The other guy won the Nobel Peace Prize.  Yeah.  That's kinda ironic, huh?

Doug
from
King of Queens
Jake
from
State Farm
Although that really doesn't make any sense.


"Vlad, Barack again.  Barack Obama.  Jeez, how many Baracks do you know???  
Hey, listen, that Penwasser asshole is still doing it.  I thought we...oh, no, that's totally cool.  I know you have a country to invade and all.  No, no, I can totally call back."


29 comments:

  1. Crap, she could be Doug...
    The last part was new. You have redeemed yourself. Now, resume your porn surfing.

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    1. Yeah, the last was new (I just can't help myself some times).

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  2. I don't know if I've seen that one before but I laughed in any case. Writing a book is a mentally demanding task, so don't worry about it. Just concentrate on what needs your attention most. Silly little captions are always fun but books are important.

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    1. You may have...you may not. It was a long time ago. I should have my book all smoothed up and ready for publishers today or tomorrow, so that's a good thing.

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  3. Now if Kagan is sick one day, can she let Kevin James be her fill-in?

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  4. haha she really could pass as him. Now we return you back to your regularly scheduled porn.

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    1. Some folks say she looks like Mike Myers. I had copied a picture of Mike, but felt I had put enough in.

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  5. While searching for porn, have you happened upon the sex tape I posted in 2007?

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  6. I've never seen King of Queens. I guess it's funny, but I like the president's phone call better.

    Love,
    Janie, who damns with faint praise

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    1. It's been off the air a few years.
      The other? Still on until January, 2017.

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  7. I remember it. Luckily, it hasn't bothered my TV watching since I only watched King Of Queens to watch Leah Remini's butt.

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  8. Al, I'm a relatively new follower, but me likey. Rave on, brother.

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    1. You should see me when I rave at the squirrels....

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  9. You know they're laughing their asses of just like the rest of us.

    Barack: "Yo, Vlad, did you catch the latest instalment of CC on PP - damn that guy's funny, you think he'd come and entertain at the next G-20 meeting?"
    Vlad: "I've already booked him - he just needs to be told! My guys are on it!"

    See… that's the real dialogue!

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    1. Can you imagine being in the Russian House of Power (or torture)? Talk about a Daily Chuckle.

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  10. Look at Doug! He has an audience with the Prez. :)
    You nut.

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    1. Well, he had to do SOMEthing after the KOQ got cancelled.
      That "Paul Blart: Mall Cop" wasn't raking it in as much as he would have hoped.

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    1. My pleasure. So, the weather is getting quite good where you are now, right? Even though it's officially Fall here, the weather today will be in the 80s (Native American Summer, you know). But, it's all a tease. Within a month, I'll be burning wood in the fireplace.

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  12. "Waits you hang up on my phone Barebak? You wants more Russian brides for as to keep yous men - how you say? - in power, on top? I have somes look like Elena Kagan for yous men. Cheap prices too."

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    1. "Da. She hollers like the mooses, too, tovarich."

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  13. Hahaha Actually I've never see King of Queens but I know who Jake is. That is one funny commercial. It cracks me up when she says, "Jake, what are you wearing, Jake."

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    1. The line that ALWAYS makes me laugh is, "Well, she's a guy, so..."

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  14. Hey Al, there's nothing wrong with reverting to type, especially when you're celebrating an incredible one hundred updates of the feature, besides, I was there for number one and it's not fresh enough in my mind for me to remember it, good all around.

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    1. Whew! Thank goodness, I didn't want to get stale. Yeah, I do believe that you and Pat Hatt are the longest sufferers!

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  15. I love the commercial with Jake from State Farm. Especially the "well, she sounds hideous" line (uttered about Jake).

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