Thursday, September 18, 2014

Captain Caption XLVIII

"Vlad?  Barry.  Hey, listen, we gotta do something about that smart-ass Penwasser.  This is his 48th 'Captain Caption.' Now, I'm not very good
 at math-except I can track the shit out of my golf score-but when you combine it with his stupid 'Facebook Funnies,' that makes 100 of
 these damn things, a lot of which involve you and me.  Or should
 that be you and 'I'?  Anyway, the IRS is all tied up keeping an eye
 on my citizens and the NSA has its own problems.  I'd put Biden on
 it, but he's an idiot.  Can you help a brother out?"


"Who is this?"


"BROTHER!!??  RACIST!!!"

24 comments:

  1. Prince Albert's at gulag - now we know!

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  2. I always wondered what happened to Prince Albert!

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    1. I always thought he was chasing after a running refrigerator.

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  3. I just hope they aren't skinny jeans

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    1. You can't see what he's wearing under the deask.

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  4. Well the American government is undoubtedly reading your posts. I'm not sure if it's Barry himself but someone is. I hope Putin is a fan of mine. That would be so cool.

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    1. I don't think I'm friends with anyone.
      Putin took me off his Christmas card list.

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    1. Whenever my brother and I call each other, the very first thing we say (after looking at the Caller ID, of course) is, "Who is this?" It NEVER fails to make us laugh.

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  6. I wouldn't worry too much. I turned you in to the Department of Homeland Security months ago and if you haven't heard from them by now you're probably flying under their radar.

    And he might not be the most savvy politician but I actually like Joe Biden, not that I'd vote for him for president.

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    1. I actually think he'd be a riot to drink a beer with.

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  7. Left side of photograph: Explaining the sociopolitical ramifications of undeclared aggression in eastern Europe vis-à-vis the financial and military willpower of the North Atlantic nations and their desire for fairness and justice.

    Right side: Thinking about the porn he's watching on his computer.

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    1. The really sad thing is, I think you nailed it.

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  8. Makes me wonder if Vlad likes that ISIS is starting a distraction for him, or does he hate that they're getting all the attention?

    Mediocre 21st century dictators from Eastern Europe want to be hated too...

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    1. Yeah, I could just see him complaining, "Hey! Hey, people! Got a real invasion goin' on here."
      Seriously, I'm thinking he likes it that attention is off him for a while.

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  9. made all the funnier by my recent letter for jury duty and my other letter "you have been randomly selected for verification, please provide documentation of X"
    inconvenient timing or a giant conspiracy to keep me busy?

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    1. Now you have me afraid to check the mail.

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  10. This has to be one of the very best!! I freakin love it. Too funny.

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  11. Hahahaha
    Good one. I absolutely loved it and there ain't much I love anymore. Except Putin, maybe as I've always had this thing for Russians or was it vodka.... I forget now.

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    1. Vodka normally works for me. Especially that vanilla vodka. Great googli moogli, it makes my toes go numb.

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  12. Nyet? This is Barry you say? Barry Bonds? Berry berry nice Russian brides for sale, you say? Smart tuchas Penwassa you say? Me thinks this is say wrong number. Nyet.

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