Set a spell, take your shoes off, ya'll come back now, ya hear?
Thursday, September 18, 2014
Captain Caption XLVIII
"Vlad? Barry. Hey, listen, we gotta do something about that smart-ass Penwasser. This is his 48th 'Captain Caption.' Now, I'm not very good at math-except I can track the shit out of my golf score-but when you combine it with his stupid 'Facebook Funnies,' that makes 100 of these damn things, a lot of which involve you and me. Or should that be you and 'I'? Anyway, the IRS is all tied up keeping an eye on my citizens and the NSA has its own problems. I'd put Biden on it, but he's an idiot. Can you help a brother out?"