You can kiss that box of glazed goodbye.
By the way, I won the contest at Mid-Life Collage for Journey to the Center of My Bowels. Thank you, thank you to everyone who read/commented on my tale of my tail (see what I did there?). So, I guess you could call me an "Award Winning Published Author" now. Or Mrs. Penwasser's pet name for me, "Dumbass."
Maybe now I can submit those stories about my vasectomy and hemorrhoid surgery (NOTE: They didn't occur at the same time. Although that would be quite a story, huh?)?
|"TMI! For the love of all that's holy...TMI!"|