No, wait. That's a good thing."
Inspired by the overwhelming sale of two eBook versions of my opus to lavatorial embellishment, I decided to see if I could talk someone into actually printing the thing. Luckily, things were slow at Create Space so-Voila! (French for "Huzzah!" Maybe), the printed copy of Shag Carpet Toilet has arrived (which, had you read the first paragraph, you would have known.
If you'd like to order it for yourself (or a village), please feel free (or reasonably priced) to use http://www.createspace.com/3769812 to get your copy (Good grief! Can I use the frikkin' link enough times!?). There's sure to be a mad rush to get this thing in your hot little hands. Shag Carpet Toilet is a delightfully light (i.e., ridiculously simplistic) summer read.
Then, when you're done, you can take it with you into the bathroom. What you do with it there is your own business. FYI? Paper cuts on a certain part of your anatomy can be quite painful. Or, to use strict medical jargon, "stingy."
It's more expensive than the eBook sure, but it's paper which has many other valuable uses.
|Shag Carpet Toilet|
Yeah, yeah, Al, we get it